I like the little poem. Is it yours or a quote from someone else?

Also, I assume you've read this, but if not, present for you...

JK Rowling confirms gay character (http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/2007/10/20/j-k-rowling-at-carnegie-hall-reveals-dumbledore-is-gay-neville-marries-hannah-abbott-and-scores-more)

Thought you'd find this amusing