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skull_bearer) wrote2006-12-21 03:29 pm
skull_bearer) wrote2006-12-21 03:29 pm
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HP Book 7
Skull Bearer: Come on people! We loved and fangirled this series for years, surely we can manage more than just apathy now the new title's being released.
Muses: *dispritedly* Why? It's not as thought it's meaning anything good, just more rubbish people will be hailing as the next Blood Meridian.
Skull Bearer: Well, there are some familiarities between the characters-
Muses: Accidental ones. we don't think JKR wanted to portray her protagonist as a homicidal maniac. Despite this he'll be hailed as the best thing since sliced bread, will have some revoltingly sweet and completely unconvincing romance with that Mary-Sue, and kill people without an ounce of remorse, thus wreaking the few good memories we have been able to rescue from the mess of HBP (Magneto/Xavier shippers: That was a train crash). Besides, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? The last time we heard a title like that was when the only thing you could think of calling your X-fic was 'Cursed to Remember'. And even you admitted that was crap.
Grammer Nazis: Hallow isn't even a noun!
Skull Bearer: *sighs*
Bunnies: We agree *have removed Anti-HP banners from the closet*
Skull Bearer: Shut up and give me ideas for Dragonlance.
Bunnies: If you start reading Dragonlance, we'll give you ideas, but since you've only been reading X-men, we're sticking to that.
Skull Bearer: So, about HP...
Bunnies: Not a chance.
Skull Bearer: But-
Bunnies: Unless it's to fuel the inevitable ranting that will ensue when you read that book.
Muses: We concur, the books have been going downhill since PoA, and if the trend continues *shows graph, HBP is off the bottom of the scale* the seventh book will be of a quality so vile as to be unreadable to man or beast.
Voldemort: *Still locked away* WHAT! Another book! Haven't they done enough damage to my character already? That's it, I'm never coming out.
Skull Bearer *double sigh*
Magneto: Cheer up, you have us to torture instead.
Skull Bearer *cheers up*
Skull Bearer: Well, there are some familiarities between the characters-
Muses: Accidental ones. we don't think JKR wanted to portray her protagonist as a homicidal maniac. Despite this he'll be hailed as the best thing since sliced bread, will have some revoltingly sweet and completely unconvincing romance with that Mary-Sue, and kill people without an ounce of remorse, thus wreaking the few good memories we have been able to rescue from the mess of HBP (Magneto/Xavier shippers: That was a train crash). Besides, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? The last time we heard a title like that was when the only thing you could think of calling your X-fic was 'Cursed to Remember'. And even you admitted that was crap.
Grammer Nazis: Hallow isn't even a noun!
Skull Bearer: *sighs*
Bunnies: We agree *have removed Anti-HP banners from the closet*
Skull Bearer: Shut up and give me ideas for Dragonlance.
Bunnies: If you start reading Dragonlance, we'll give you ideas, but since you've only been reading X-men, we're sticking to that.
Skull Bearer: So, about HP...
Bunnies: Not a chance.
Skull Bearer: But-
Bunnies: Unless it's to fuel the inevitable ranting that will ensue when you read that book.
Muses: We concur, the books have been going downhill since PoA, and if the trend continues *shows graph, HBP is off the bottom of the scale* the seventh book will be of a quality so vile as to be unreadable to man or beast.
Voldemort: *Still locked away* WHAT! Another book! Haven't they done enough damage to my character already? That's it, I'm never coming out.
Skull Bearer *double sigh*
Magneto: Cheer up, you have us to torture instead.
Skull Bearer *cheers up*
And that, Ladies and Gents, is why I am not excited about the release of the title for HP7