Also, Tanis is being voice by Michael Rosenbaum. It's Lex Luthor. The whining won't sound so bad!

I know see where you got the idea for the crack-fic from...

Tanis might be the hero, but his whining certainly is not the premise for the story! I see why it would focus on the Half-elf, but Tanis' search for faith in himself is most certainly /not/ the center of Chronicles (it had better not be!).