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skull_bearer ([personal profile] skull_bearer) wrote2018-07-05 12:11 pm

Intelligence: Knowing that since this bike is 50cc you

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Intelligence: Knowing that since this bike is 50cc you technically don’t need a helmet.

Wisdom: Realising your life expectancy sans helmet is that of a dead shrimp in a dishwasher.

Unfortunately Wisdom travels slightly lower than Intelligence, which is why I was on the bike and halfway down the road before I realised this was a) not a bicycle and b) I had forgotten something.