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Intelligence: Knowing that since this bike is 50cc you technically don’t need a helmet.
Wisdom: Realising your life expectancy sans helmet is that of a dead shrimp in a dishwasher.
Unfortunately Wisdom travels slightly lower than Intelligence, which is why I was on the bike and halfway down the road before I realised this was a) not a bicycle and b) I had forgotten something.

Intelligence: Knowing that since this bike is 50cc you technically don’t need a helmet.
Wisdom: Realising your life expectancy sans helmet is that of a dead shrimp in a dishwasher.
Unfortunately Wisdom travels slightly lower than Intelligence, which is why I was on the bike and halfway down the road before I realised this was a) not a bicycle and b) I had forgotten something.
