Zombifying characters is so totally the way to save a crap film. Go zombies!
I'll remember that for writing.

Venom, I want your teeth.
Cool, but probably totally impractical. Especially during sex. Urgh.

Sandman... You have a point.

Gwen Stacy... Yes, I was surprised I liked her, too.

Harry... You should so not have died. Right. And the worst thing: He wouldn't have had to, if MJ had just called an ambulance instead of sitting there and watching him die for at least ten minutes. Well, his own fault, I suppose, he asked her to. (But then... Yes, listen to the injured boy, MJ, he's totally in charge of the situation.) For some reason it kept me amused for the entire ending. *has evil sense of humour*

And I know it totally wasn't the sense behind the movie, but the obnly moment I really cheered for Peter was when he was under the influence of his "evil" side and kicked his asshole colleague out. That was about the ONLY time in his entire life when he showed something like a backbone. On the other hand, hitting his girlfriend and throwing grenades at his best friend wasn't such a grand idea, I give the producers that, but it wasn't actually /evil/, either, just over-reacting.
Anyway, I don't like Peter Parker (except I did when I was a small kid and and loved the cartoon series to pieces) and even less the actor who plays him (my anti-type of an ideal man, probably *shudder*) and only went for along for Kris's sake, because she adores him. The chance of getting her out of depression for a day was worth it.
I only wished the producers might have put their marriage issues elsewhere. *yawn*