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gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

thebibliosphere:

Woe for I am a foolish mortal who dared to flirt too close to my dairy tolerance levels, and the gods of lactose intolerance and merciless and swift.

if it makes you fell any better i’m gluten intolerant and the other day I ate 40 pizza rolls myself in ten minutes and fell into a coma nap for about 5 hours

I just felt the remains of my soul leaving my body. Mallaidh Anne, no.

I’m currently shoving my face into the fur of an animal whose dander I am mildly allergic to. I am having some difficulty keeping my eyes open from the swelling. This is fine.

Me with a cup of coffee: five minutes of joy vs an entire day of feeling sick and being unable to think straight?