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[skull_bearer]

 I got sent this messaqge from my ff.net account today:

penname: AnimeRebel014
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1089562/
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I was wondering if perhaps you could write a Slash X-men story centered
around Remmy(Gambit)and his lover an OC named Ravyn(Whisper). Ravyn has
silversilky waist long hair and golden eyes.

His powers are over his voice which he could do almost anything with
fromsoothing someone, encouraging someone to heal, hypnothise, hurt someone
etc., he also could teleport like Kurt, has enhanced senses and healing
factor.

Noone knows about Remy's Ravyn yet but when found out some will
defenatly be shocked and maybe 1 or 2 angry/jelous.


Please let me know if you're interested and could write a story from
those details. ^_^

I sent them a message back telling them that I felt insulted that they'd even consider me for something quite that awful. I threw up a little in my mouth when I read the description. Quite frankly, I'd rather bathe in maggots.

Comments

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* Damn, that's BAD! *joins you in the maggot pool* "X-D

[delfeus.livejournal.com]

It puzzles the mind.

[chetwynd-hayes.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha...

I'd written her the story... butchering the characters! ;-D
Welcome back, by the way.

[analia-the-1st.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Can we say Mary-Sue?

Clue #1 OC lover

#2 the Name: Whisper? Oh, please!

#3 Physical description: silversilky waist long hair and golden eyes for one, with that colouring, why the name "Ravyn" For two. Before we even get to the powers, the hair and eyes *scream* self-insertion.

#4 (the good part) Powers:His powers are...his voice ...

from soothing someone, encouraging someone to heal, hypnothise, hurt someone etc., he also could teleport like Kurt, has enhanced senses and healing
factor

Why don't we just make "Ravyn" a super-Sue with the ability to fly, read minds, and swim through mud only to come out looking absolutely perfect?

#5 Secrecy: No one knows about this lover. He just magically springs forth from gods-know-where, to be the perfect companion of all time. (Twenty bucks says that this AnimeRebel014 person wanted "Rayvn" to have a 12 inch penis and the ability to deep-throat as well).

I can't believe this person would ever think to put something like that to writing and then let ask you to write it.

*dies laughing* Is there room for one more in the maggot pit?

[halokitty69.livejournal.com]

I keep wondering...does inserting oneself into a fictional universe in order to give a background to fantasising about one or more of the characters count as Mary-Sue-ism?

Cos if it does, I think I'm about to get tarred and feathered lmao...