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[skull_bearer]

 I got sent this messaqge from my ff.net account today:

penname: AnimeRebel014
profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1089562/
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I was wondering if perhaps you could write a Slash X-men story centered
around Remmy(Gambit)and his lover an OC named Ravyn(Whisper). Ravyn has
silversilky waist long hair and golden eyes.

His powers are over his voice which he could do almost anything with
fromsoothing someone, encouraging someone to heal, hypnothise, hurt someone
etc., he also could teleport like Kurt, has enhanced senses and healing
factor.

Noone knows about Remy's Ravyn yet but when found out some will
defenatly be shocked and maybe 1 or 2 angry/jelous.


Please let me know if you're interested and could write a story from
those details. ^_^

I sent them a message back telling them that I felt insulted that they'd even consider me for something quite that awful. I threw up a little in my mouth when I read the description. Quite frankly, I'd rather bathe in maggots.

Comments

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* Damn, that's BAD! *joins you in the maggot pool* "X-D

[delfeus.livejournal.com]

It puzzles the mind.

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

No, it beggars the mind. I don't even like Gambit. Where they got the idea I'd want to do this...

[chetwynd-hayes.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha...

I'd written her the story... butchering the characters! ;-D
Welcome back, by the way.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

I'd written her the story... butchering the characters!
*cackles* Good idea! You could still do that...

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

The bunnies were too mortified to even consider it.

Welcome back too :) we've missed you.

[analia-the-1st.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Can we say Mary-Sue?

Clue #1 OC lover

#2 the Name: Whisper? Oh, please!

#3 Physical description: silversilky waist long hair and golden eyes for one, with that colouring, why the name "Ravyn" For two. Before we even get to the powers, the hair and eyes *scream* self-insertion.

#4 (the good part) Powers:His powers are...his voice ...

from soothing someone, encouraging someone to heal, hypnothise, hurt someone etc., he also could teleport like Kurt, has enhanced senses and healing
factor

Why don't we just make "Ravyn" a super-Sue with the ability to fly, read minds, and swim through mud only to come out looking absolutely perfect?

#5 Secrecy: No one knows about this lover. He just magically springs forth from gods-know-where, to be the perfect companion of all time. (Twenty bucks says that this AnimeRebel014 person wanted "Rayvn" to have a 12 inch penis and the ability to deep-throat as well).

I can't believe this person would ever think to put something like that to writing and then let ask you to write it.

*dies laughing* Is there room for one more in the maggot pit?

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

Join us in the maggot pit. We've got cookies. (Maggot-infested cookies, but hey.)

Twenty bucks says that this AnimeRebel014 person wanted "Rayvn" to have a 12 inch penis and the ability to deep-throat as well

*rofl* I'd have guessed the person to be no more than 13, maybe 14 years old, so writing her some really explicit porn might be just the right way to scare her off forever. (On the other hand, her request is too mentally scarring to even consider pornifying it.)

I can't believe this person would ever think to put something like that to writing and then let ask you to write it.

Me neither. It's just weird, asking perfect strangers to write you Mary-Sue stories. Not to mention that if she wants to read that crap she can damn well write it herself!

[analia-the-1st.livejournal.com]

Yay! Cookies! *flicks a maggot off one and bites in* Hmm... not bad.

f she wants to read that crap she can damn well write it herself!

I agree with that wholeheartedly. The only good Sue is a dead Sue, with the author following shortly behind.

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

Sure, join in. The maggots are rather bemused at the sudden company, but hey... Usually the only one they seee is Fistandantilus.

I wrote back telling them that I was considering their offer as a back handed insult, and explain just why no one should ever write this. They haven't written back yet.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

The maggots are rather bemused at the sudden company, but hey... Usually the only one they seee is Fistandantilus.

Wait! We're having a maggot pool party with Fistandantilus? *gulp* Someone get me out of here, please?

[analia-the-1st.livejournal.com]

Wait! We're having a maggot pool party with Fistandantilus? *gulp* Someone get me out of here, please?

*looks at the Sue, then looks at Fistandantilus. Looks back at the Sue*

I think I'll take the wizard of a Mary-Sue any day. Even if it's Fistandantilus.

*smiles at the undead lich* Hey there, evil one. What have you been up to lately?

[analia-the-1st.livejournal.com]

Oops. Should be "over a Mary-Sue", not "of".

"the wizard of a Mary-Sue" *shudders* Does anyone here know how to scrub out their brain? 'Cause I would really like to now.

[analia-the-1st.livejournal.com]

Oh, please do share if/when they reply. It's bound to be amusing. ;)

[halokitty69.livejournal.com]

I keep wondering...does inserting oneself into a fictional universe in order to give a background to fantasising about one or more of the characters count as Mary-Sue-ism?

Cos if it does, I think I'm about to get tarred and feathered lmao...

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

No, self-insertions are a sin of their own... ";-D
Unfortunately, a lot of people write Mary-Sue self-insertions and that's when it starts getting really really bad. I mean, as long as a character is similar to the author but still interesting and realistic by their own right, and no one who doesn't know the author closely will know it as a self-insertion, I'm fine with it. Actually, I think a lot of published authors do it, too. *shrugs* As long as it isn't blatantly and annoyingly obvious, I don't really mind.