Work suck

Boss: *Complains about doing scheduling*
Me: Oh, but partner's good at databases, maybe he could make you a program to help you do scheduling.
Boss: OH YES PLEASE.
Partner: *spends hours on a lovely database*
Boss: Oh, I don't want it any more, I got (Insert Name Here) to do the scheduling.
Me: *Gets to run four counters with three people*

I'm going to end up kneecapping someone with the goddamn can opener, I swear.