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skull_bearer) wrote2011-07-16 12:09 am
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A bit of Ice and Fire
One of my friends who hasn't read GRRM's series recently watched the HBO adaptation and wrote up an... interesting transcript of the first ep. He kindly allowed me to share it after I fell off the chair laughing.
blondie king is in winterfell <-- Edarde Stark
deserter saw the white walkers somewhere around there (maybe)
hitherto unseen for a millenia
blowl-cut tween kid is blondie-king's son
teenaged John is is tween's brother
IT'S A FUCKING REIGNDEER!
There's no lions in these woods! D:
Edarde has 5 kids! one for each PUPPY :3
Also there's some guy called Snow (the runt)
King's Landing is the capital
Some important dude has died there <- john arron i think
Cocksure and cheerleader live here :3
John Arron had a SCRET SCRET
cheerleader girl is king's wife? Soooo she's the queen i guess?
OHH WAIT, these are the people fucking at the end!
Oh, they're brother and sister? >_>
WAITWAIT who's robert?? Using cheerleader?
I really couldn't understand what he said
fucking bores.
The hand of the king is a prestegious and important position. I think john Arron used to be it
yeah, f'sure
so, is this winterfel again? everything looks shitty :<
(litterally)
yeah i THINK that's edarde.
edarde's wife is an 'outsider'
okay, so john died of feaver, and was likeafather to edarde
"yoursistertheboy" is okay. :V
King's landing king is coming to winterfel with his wife and 'all the rest of them' :D
King king wants SOMETHING!
SIGH! no, there was too much info in 10 seconds of dialog again.
Lord Tirrian i think is the migit.
Queen Mom (winterfel king's wife) wants her sons to look HAWT probably for Cheerleader
"I hear she's a sleepment of mink"????
I hear the prince is a RIGHT ROYAL PRICK (cocksure) who sleeps around!
Southern girls are apparently legendary.
bowl-cut tween is now named climber tween
oh, his name is brandon.
lol, he gonna get dead :3
Queen Mom seems cool.
Girl Tomboy is brandon's sister... maybe?
Eya? Iea? Eyia? Whatever. your name is girl tomboy.
I shall name you 'Gender neutral', horse-riding blondie!
Okay, so king king is clearly the most important king.
YOU GOT FAT. >:C
Queen Mom is named 'Cat' :3
You must be ROB!
Cocksure's name is 'Damey-Alister'. Oh my, Cheerleader's TWIN brother :3
Cheerleader is now named Queen Cheerleader.
Wait, Edarde is named 'Ned'??
KING NED :3
King Ned and King king both liked the dead guy.
god damnit, now he's 'lord edarde stark' >:C
oh, but he's not a king :V
BUT, king king wants to make him HAND OF THE KING :3
OH FINE. NOW IT'S NED. >:C WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
King king owes Ned for being king in the first place!
If Ned's sister haddn't died, they would be related.... how does that work?? Did king king marry her?
so king king want's Girl Tomboy and his son to marry so their houses join
Lord tirrian/the imp has a BIG DICK
and northern girls give good head.
Imp boy is also the queen cheerleader's brother
only a TRUE BRO gets his bro MORE WHORES :3 (my note: Oh the unintentional irony...)
king king looks sad about ned's sister. :<
I THINK the 'targerians' killed ned's sister
BUT NOT ALL OF THEM
ENTER ALBINO SOCIOPATHS
Living in Pentos, Across the narrow sea
... isn't that just a river?
The girl's name is 'Generic' :3
oh, 'Deneris'
A gift from Aleria... place or person?
okay, Aleria is the 'host' of these guys for the past year, and i guess their staff too.
Albinoboy is in line for the Throne!.. or A throne.
yeah, total homo.
is "awake the dragon" a metaphore?
Aleria loves him some scalded pussy :3
The Dothraki are the BARBERIANS who <3 rape
Aserias of House Kargerian is the rape dude. I guess Aleria is just whoever is letting them stay there!
RIGHTFUL KING OF THE ANDALS
OH OHH
ASERIAS is the albino sosiopath... why is he saying this in english? :V
Carl Drogo is the rape dude :3
Aserias wants to 'take back his father's throne'
HUNCH: His dad was defeated by King king and Ned and yerns REVENGENCE.
in exchange for his sister, Aserias gets Carl Drogo's 40,000 men and horses
delicious horse cocks.
Back in winterfell!
who the fuck is Juffrey?
okay, so king king ment his readhead dauter, not girl tomboy
Redhead is 'Sanser'
But i will spell it 'Cancer' :3
Snow fucking hates dummies because he's a BASTARD
Uncle Benji is one of them OATH PEOPLE
= no family no sons
Snow wants to join em :3 with his albino dire puppy
oath people = Nights Watch/Rangers
There's something called 'The Wall'
could possibly be a stationary structure of considerable length.
Snow is Ned's bastard :3333
Uncle Benji is Ned's brother :3
So king's Landing is like London and Winterfel is like Cornwall.
Cancer is 13 and hasn't 'bled' :V
She has the hots for Ambigous Gender Blondie
Who i just realised hasn't had a single line yet.
Ned and Cocksure have passive-agressive beef.
girl tomboy threw food at Cancer. :3
Queen mom's sister sent a letter
"from the eerie" which is weird because she hasn't been there for mucho long time.
DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNN!!she's fled the capital! (king's landing?)
OOOOH. that John Aaron guy was MURDERED by.... 'lolasisters'? Lolalister? La Lalistis?
And the king is in danger!
which is unusual because king king described in detail john's feaver!
Oh, but queen mom's sister (named Elisa) is newly widdowed
oooh Elisa is/was John's wife
The Lanisters?
and now beloved Ned is filling in the job to protect king king :3
King king's name is 'robert' but that isn't as funny.
"your father and brother rode south on a king's demand" queen mom says.... i guess they died!
MEANWHILE IN RAPELAND
snakes make great wedding gifts :3
albinoboy has to wait till Carl Donogo's tribe wants to go to war before his invasion can commence! (when the omens are right)
any fucking tribe that killed eachother on a casual basis would never number 40,000 :V
some not dathraki guy gives Deniris some books
"sir jore mormen of bear island" man, had to replay that a few times!
He served the albino twins's dad ages ago. he wants to see sociopath on the throne again :3
DRAGUN EG.
oh man! rapeman carl also has no nipples. :C
no, wait there they are.
NO NO NO NO. >:C
Lip balm tastes way nicer than it should. (bit OC but okay...)
Ned says yes to king king :3
Climbertween climbs his way to twincest of cocksure and queen cheerleader
AND THEN GETS DEAD!
blondie king is in winterfell <-- Edarde Stark
deserter saw the white walkers somewhere around there (maybe)
hitherto unseen for a millenia
blowl-cut tween kid is blondie-king's son
teenaged John is is tween's brother
IT'S A FUCKING REIGNDEER!
There's no lions in these woods! D:
Edarde has 5 kids! one for each PUPPY :3
Also there's some guy called Snow (the runt)
King's Landing is the capital
Some important dude has died there <- john arron i think
Cocksure and cheerleader live here :3
John Arron had a SCRET SCRET
cheerleader girl is king's wife? Soooo she's the queen i guess?
OHH WAIT, these are the people fucking at the end!
Oh, they're brother and sister? >_>
WAITWAIT who's robert?? Using cheerleader?
I really couldn't understand what he said
fucking bores.
The hand of the king is a prestegious and important position. I think john Arron used to be it
yeah, f'sure
so, is this winterfel again? everything looks shitty :<
(litterally)
yeah i THINK that's edarde.
edarde's wife is an 'outsider'
okay, so john died of feaver, and was likeafather to edarde
"yoursistertheboy" is okay. :V
King's landing king is coming to winterfel with his wife and 'all the rest of them' :D
King king wants SOMETHING!
SIGH! no, there was too much info in 10 seconds of dialog again.
Lord Tirrian i think is the migit.
Queen Mom (winterfel king's wife) wants her sons to look HAWT probably for Cheerleader
"I hear she's a sleepment of mink"????
I hear the prince is a RIGHT ROYAL PRICK (cocksure) who sleeps around!
Southern girls are apparently legendary.
bowl-cut tween is now named climber tween
oh, his name is brandon.
lol, he gonna get dead :3
Queen Mom seems cool.
Girl Tomboy is brandon's sister... maybe?
Eya? Iea? Eyia? Whatever. your name is girl tomboy.
I shall name you 'Gender neutral', horse-riding blondie!
Okay, so king king is clearly the most important king.
YOU GOT FAT. >:C
Queen Mom is named 'Cat' :3
You must be ROB!
Cocksure's name is 'Damey-Alister'. Oh my, Cheerleader's TWIN brother :3
Cheerleader is now named Queen Cheerleader.
Wait, Edarde is named 'Ned'??
KING NED :3
King Ned and King king both liked the dead guy.
god damnit, now he's 'lord edarde stark' >:C
oh, but he's not a king :V
BUT, king king wants to make him HAND OF THE KING :3
OH FINE. NOW IT'S NED. >:C WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
King king owes Ned for being king in the first place!
If Ned's sister haddn't died, they would be related.... how does that work?? Did king king marry her?
so king king want's Girl Tomboy and his son to marry so their houses join
Lord tirrian/the imp has a BIG DICK
and northern girls give good head.
Imp boy is also the queen cheerleader's brother
only a TRUE BRO gets his bro MORE WHORES :3 (my note: Oh the unintentional irony...)
king king looks sad about ned's sister. :<
I THINK the 'targerians' killed ned's sister
BUT NOT ALL OF THEM
ENTER ALBINO SOCIOPATHS
Living in Pentos, Across the narrow sea
... isn't that just a river?
The girl's name is 'Generic' :3
oh, 'Deneris'
A gift from Aleria... place or person?
okay, Aleria is the 'host' of these guys for the past year, and i guess their staff too.
Albinoboy is in line for the Throne!.. or A throne.
yeah, total homo.
is "awake the dragon" a metaphore?
Aleria loves him some scalded pussy :3
The Dothraki are the BARBERIANS who <3 rape
Aserias of House Kargerian is the rape dude. I guess Aleria is just whoever is letting them stay there!
RIGHTFUL KING OF THE ANDALS
OH OHH
ASERIAS is the albino sosiopath... why is he saying this in english? :V
Carl Drogo is the rape dude :3
Aserias wants to 'take back his father's throne'
HUNCH: His dad was defeated by King king and Ned and yerns REVENGENCE.
in exchange for his sister, Aserias gets Carl Drogo's 40,000 men and horses
delicious horse cocks.
Back in winterfell!
who the fuck is Juffrey?
okay, so king king ment his readhead dauter, not girl tomboy
Redhead is 'Sanser'
But i will spell it 'Cancer' :3
Snow fucking hates dummies because he's a BASTARD
Uncle Benji is one of them OATH PEOPLE
= no family no sons
Snow wants to join em :3 with his albino dire puppy
oath people = Nights Watch/Rangers
There's something called 'The Wall'
could possibly be a stationary structure of considerable length.
Snow is Ned's bastard :3333
Uncle Benji is Ned's brother :3
So king's Landing is like London and Winterfel is like Cornwall.
Cancer is 13 and hasn't 'bled' :V
She has the hots for Ambigous Gender Blondie
Who i just realised hasn't had a single line yet.
Ned and Cocksure have passive-agressive beef.
girl tomboy threw food at Cancer. :3
Queen mom's sister sent a letter
"from the eerie" which is weird because she hasn't been there for mucho long time.
DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNN!!she's fled the capital! (king's landing?)
OOOOH. that John Aaron guy was MURDERED by.... 'lolasisters'? Lolalister? La Lalistis?
And the king is in danger!
which is unusual because king king described in detail john's feaver!
Oh, but queen mom's sister (named Elisa) is newly widdowed
oooh Elisa is/was John's wife
The Lanisters?
and now beloved Ned is filling in the job to protect king king :3
King king's name is 'robert' but that isn't as funny.
"your father and brother rode south on a king's demand" queen mom says.... i guess they died!
MEANWHILE IN RAPELAND
snakes make great wedding gifts :3
albinoboy has to wait till Carl Donogo's tribe wants to go to war before his invasion can commence! (when the omens are right)
any fucking tribe that killed eachother on a casual basis would never number 40,000 :V
some not dathraki guy gives Deniris some books
"sir jore mormen of bear island" man, had to replay that a few times!
He served the albino twins's dad ages ago. he wants to see sociopath on the throne again :3
DRAGUN EG.
oh man! rapeman carl also has no nipples. :C
no, wait there they are.
NO NO NO NO. >:C
Lip balm tastes way nicer than it should. (bit OC but okay...)
Ned says yes to king king :3
Climbertween climbs his way to twincest of cocksure and queen cheerleader
AND THEN GETS DEAD!