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that-twink-over-there:
haraamzada:
The titles they all get really are Something
Tan: CEO of shirts
Bobby: builder of every structure on earth
Jonathan: bride of grooming
Antoni: groceries proffessor
Karamo: culture daddy
I just about died laughing.
randomfandom678:
that-twink-over-there:
haraamzada:
The titles they all get really are Something
Tan: CEO of shirts
Bobby: builder of every structure on earth
Jonathan: bride of grooming
Antoni: groceries proffessor
Karamo: culture daddy
I just about died laughing.
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So, pewtube was started as an alt-right alt-youtube, right? Proudly trumpeting FREEZ PEACH. Issue is, they didn’t realise free speech means anyone can talk, so their videos list currently looks like this:
Kudos, morons.
So, pewtube was started as an alt-right alt-youtube, right? Proudly trumpeting FREEZ PEACH. Issue is, they didn’t realise free speech means anyone can talk, so their videos list currently looks like this:
Kudos, morons.
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So I checked out fallout 4 nexus in the hopes of any x6 mods. One page, and half of them were for turning him into a white woman, so well done internet.
However there was this mod:
(http://ift.tt/20tj2kb?
I will be downloading it, as it is possibly the best thing ever created and renewed my faith in humanity.
So I checked out fallout 4 nexus in the hopes of any x6 mods. One page, and half of them were for turning him into a white woman, so well done internet.
However there was this mod:
(http://ift.tt/20tj2kb?
I will be downloading it, as it is possibly the best thing ever created and renewed my faith in humanity.
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I dreamed a bunch of local alt-right/nazis/whatever were having a gathering near my house. So my friends and I decided it would be the perfect time to beat the world record for building and playing the world’s largest vuvuzela.
If I remember it snaked most of the way down the hill and the police had to get involved when we started to play it. The nazis were NOT happy.
I dreamed a bunch of local alt-right/nazis/whatever were having a gathering near my house. So my friends and I decided it would be the perfect time to beat the world record for building and playing the world’s largest vuvuzela.
If I remember it snaked most of the way down the hill and the police had to get involved when we started to play it. The nazis were NOT happy.
Discworld Politics
Jan. 17th, 2017 01:00 pmvia http://ift.tt/2jFsRsp:
Vetinari: You have two cows. You convince them they will better off with you alive and in control than not.
Sam Vimes: You have two cows. They are probably guilty of something. Loitering, probably.
Young Sam: Where are your cows? Those goes "baah." Those are sheep. They are not your cows.
Moist von Lipwig: You steal two cows. You convince everyone they are made of gold and sell them for a fortune. You get arrested and become Minister of Agriculture.
Tiffany Aching: You have two cows. An elf tries to steal them and you hit it with a frying pan.
Nac Mac Feegle: Someone has two cows. You steal them, then fight them, then fight yourself. You win.
Rincewind: You run away from cows.
Unseen University: You have two cows. One is caught up in a magical accident and is now a chair. The other has become a professor.
Sybil Ramkin: You have many cows. They aren't dragons, so you don't care. You have 37 dragons.
Nanny Ogg: You have a cow and a bull. You enjoy explaining how they will make more cows.
Granny Weatherwax: You wish Gytha would stop explaining how you get cows.
King Verence: You try to create an economic plan for your country based on bovine products; your people are too busy listening to Nanny Ogg.
Vetinari: You have two cows. You convince them they will better off with you alive and in control than not.
Sam Vimes: You have two cows. They are probably guilty of something. Loitering, probably.
Young Sam: Where are your cows? Those goes "baah." Those are sheep. They are not your cows.
Moist von Lipwig: You steal two cows. You convince everyone they are made of gold and sell them for a fortune. You get arrested and become Minister of Agriculture.
Tiffany Aching: You have two cows. An elf tries to steal them and you hit it with a frying pan.
Nac Mac Feegle: Someone has two cows. You steal them, then fight them, then fight yourself. You win.
Rincewind: You run away from cows.
Unseen University: You have two cows. One is caught up in a magical accident and is now a chair. The other has become a professor.
Sybil Ramkin: You have many cows. They aren't dragons, so you don't care. You have 37 dragons.
Nanny Ogg: You have a cow and a bull. You enjoy explaining how they will make more cows.
Granny Weatherwax: You wish Gytha would stop explaining how you get cows.
King Verence: You try to create an economic plan for your country based on bovine products; your people are too busy listening to Nanny Ogg.
So I ended up looking up ship names
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I didn’t remember what Tony/Bruce was and seriously guys, some of these are hilarious. I wish I had an infinite number of hats so I could take them off forever to the people who came up with some of these:
Bruce/Clint: Hulkeye, Angry Birds
Natasha/Steve: The Cold War
Coulson/Loki: Frosted Doughnut, Iced Coffee, Coulki
Bruce/Tony/Steve: Stark Spangled Banner
Bruce/Loki/Thor: Super Smash Brothers
Coulson/Natasha/Loki (or Thor or Odin): Nat King Coul
Pepper/Steve: Capsaicin
Bucky/Steve: Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, Freezer Burn
Natasha/Bucky: Soviet Spouses, Soviet Soulmates, Red Room Romance
Steve/Peggy: American Revolution
Steve/Sam: American Airlines, Freebird
Darcy/Tony: Electrical Engineering
Pepper/Tony/Rhodey: Tony NO
I didn’t remember what Tony/Bruce was and seriously guys, some of these are hilarious. I wish I had an infinite number of hats so I could take them off forever to the people who came up with some of these:
Bruce/Clint: Hulkeye, Angry Birds
Natasha/Steve: The Cold War
Coulson/Loki: Frosted Doughnut, Iced Coffee, Coulki
Bruce/Tony/Steve: Stark Spangled Banner
Bruce/Loki/Thor: Super Smash Brothers
Coulson/Natasha/Loki (or Thor or Odin): Nat King Coul
Pepper/Steve: Capsaicin
Bucky/Steve: Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, Freezer Burn
Natasha/Bucky: Soviet Spouses, Soviet Soulmates, Red Room Romance
Steve/Peggy: American Revolution
Steve/Sam: American Airlines, Freebird
Darcy/Tony: Electrical Engineering
Pepper/Tony/Rhodey: Tony NO
Today, Mirek staged a huge mecha battle with a samauri warlord in shogun Japan, organised a rebellion against the arseholes at the time-travel agency, and next week we are going to assasinate Hitler.
The GM finally just shook his head and said that after that we're ending the adventure because seriously, how the hell are supposed to top that?
The GM finally just shook his head and said that after that we're ending the adventure because seriously, how the hell are supposed to top that?
Okay, still processing
Apr. 14th, 2013 12:54 amI may play this game again, which is probably the fastest turn around I've had for a game since the only game I had was Baldur's Gate, and I'm sure I interpersed that with a few games of Ultimate Windows Games (Solitare, Hearts, Freecell and Minesweeper, get through all without losing a single game), just so i can understand it better in context.
Because I Was Not Giving A Fuck when I played in the first time, i spent about half the game swearing at everyone and everything, insulting to Colombians' dress-sense, accent, views, values, religion and habits of leaving food and money everywhere, stealing everything that wasn't nailed down, turning on every tap I could find in the hope that the city would run out of water and die (until I got to Battleship bay and saw how friggin' pointless that was). I would have taken a piss in every drink I could have found and kicked kids to the ground and teabagged them until they drowned if the game had given me the option. Look at all the fucks I give! They are nonexistant! I am in your city, fucking your shit! Booker DeWitt shits in your salad and slaps you in the face with your own testicles you inbred proto-Nazi scum.
I kept it up until the end of the game (until the asylum bit, where everything got a bit too nasty to laugh at) only by that time I was swearing at DeWitt as often as the setting.Y'know, I am not taking the word of a fucking Pinkerton as to whether a rebellion is moral or not. After I realised the Pinkerton badge actually belonged to DeWitt I had him jump off roofs for a bit to teach him a lesson. But you'd have thought the game believes DeWitt was the ultimate voice of morality (well, him and Elizabeth. A Pinkerton and a girl who'd be eaten alive on the streets of Paris and have her bones spat out to line the catacombs, woo, colour me impressed) the way they bend the plot into pretzels to try and get me to think( Some vague spoilers (nothing game-breaking) )
Because I Was Not Giving A Fuck when I played in the first time, i spent about half the game swearing at everyone and everything, insulting to Colombians' dress-sense, accent, views, values, religion and habits of leaving food and money everywhere, stealing everything that wasn't nailed down, turning on every tap I could find in the hope that the city would run out of water and die (until I got to Battleship bay and saw how friggin' pointless that was). I would have taken a piss in every drink I could have found and kicked kids to the ground and teabagged them until they drowned if the game had given me the option. Look at all the fucks I give! They are nonexistant! I am in your city, fucking your shit! Booker DeWitt shits in your salad and slaps you in the face with your own testicles you inbred proto-Nazi scum.
I kept it up until the end of the game (until the asylum bit, where everything got a bit too nasty to laugh at) only by that time I was swearing at DeWitt as often as the setting.Y'know, I am not taking the word of a fucking Pinkerton as to whether a rebellion is moral or not. After I realised the Pinkerton badge actually belonged to DeWitt I had him jump off roofs for a bit to teach him a lesson. But you'd have thought the game believes DeWitt was the ultimate voice of morality (well, him and Elizabeth. A Pinkerton and a girl who'd be eaten alive on the streets of Paris and have her bones spat out to line the catacombs, woo, colour me impressed) the way they bend the plot into pretzels to try and get me to think( Some vague spoilers (nothing game-breaking) )
Do you browse Twitter, idly clicking links from friends only to back away in horror?
Do you flick through news sites on googles, click on an apparently fascinating article only to gouge your eyes in disgust?
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Do you click without thinking and find you brain overheating with pure instinctual rage?
Fear not! Help is at hand with Firefox's add-on KittenBlock!
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Because all of us need at least one
Dec. 21st, 2012 11:43 amAnd yes, I know it's probably the 22nd already in some part of the world, but I'm convinced the apocalypse will be civilised and start at Greenwich Mean Time.
Slogging through that Shoah essay
Dec. 20th, 2012 09:30 pmI love Claude Lanzmann, he reminds me so much of my dad it's hilarious. Overly opinionated obliviously stubborn Frenchmen for the win!
I don't think Lanzmann ever quite realised what he'd done when he made Shoah, it's weird when someone does something that's so amazing, only for them to miss 98% of the point it made and the rest to go clean over their heads.
His interviews are hysterical, particularly the bit where he gets so crazily self-righteous about "If I ever found footage from inside a gas chamber I'd destroy it!", only to promptly film a section of Shoah where the camera pans into a revoltingly detailed model of a gas chamber completely with little screaming people models. You just want to go: 'Dude, the distance by which you missed the point is equal to the net distance between Earth and Mars. You fail so hard."
But at the end of the day he could probably eat a kitten live on TV and no one would care. Because Shoah? Is incredible. A film of that calibre can forgive almost any fault.
I don't think Lanzmann ever quite realised what he'd done when he made Shoah, it's weird when someone does something that's so amazing, only for them to miss 98% of the point it made and the rest to go clean over their heads.
His interviews are hysterical, particularly the bit where he gets so crazily self-righteous about "If I ever found footage from inside a gas chamber I'd destroy it!", only to promptly film a section of Shoah where the camera pans into a revoltingly detailed model of a gas chamber completely with little screaming people models. You just want to go: 'Dude, the distance by which you missed the point is equal to the net distance between Earth and Mars. You fail so hard."
But at the end of the day he could probably eat a kitten live on TV and no one would care. Because Shoah? Is incredible. A film of that calibre can forgive almost any fault.
On the Jubilee Weekend
Jun. 2nd, 2012 12:04 amI keep being reminded of this tweet during the 7/7 bombings:
"They did their worst, and they managed to disrupt our transport network and get fatalities in the low double figures. That happens on a fairly regular basis anyway, you twits. What's your next trick - a fiendish weather control device which makes it rain on a bank holiday weekend?"
And I really can't help but wonder...
"They did their worst, and they managed to disrupt our transport network and get fatalities in the low double figures. That happens on a fairly regular basis anyway, you twits. What's your next trick - a fiendish weather control device which makes it rain on a bank holiday weekend?"
And I really can't help but wonder...
It's that time of year again:
Apr. 6th, 2012 01:25 am"I would like to wish everyone a very happy Zombie Awareness day and remind everyone to "Aim for the Head".
Let us not forget the story of the Roman Centurion who forgot this most important of rules. His gut-shot blunder during the small zombie outbreak in Jerusalem around 30CE led to millions more deaths throughout the centuries that followed. If you do not aim for the head, your zombie may go on to found a major religion and we already have more than enough of those."
Let us not forget the story of the Roman Centurion who forgot this most important of rules. His gut-shot blunder during the small zombie outbreak in Jerusalem around 30CE led to millions more deaths throughout the centuries that followed. If you do not aim for the head, your zombie may go on to found a major religion and we already have more than enough of those."
