If you would quit writing about me and work on something original, you'd make quite a bit of money... okay, okay, that was my boss poking me.
Well, here goes (and you well know I never write anyone.
Dear Skull Bearer
You seem to have this fascination with evil and those who have fallen over to it. Ordinarily, I would say it is an unhealthy fascination but I am hardly one to talk when it comes to that. Now, while I don't see myself sleeping with my former apprentice, I must admit that if I did, I would have likely done so as you have described it. But, however, I am not looking for anyone. Ever.
Now, that being said, you are a very gifted bard... er... writer. Had you been born on Krynn you'd be famous by now, and likely very well off. I have no idea if you are rich, or well off, here on Earth. I don't need to know either.
I am writing you because I was told by a mutual aqquaintance that you would be thrilled by a letter from me. If I had any way of contacting my former life on Krynn, I would make sure that Dalamar would send you a letter as well, alas, I haven't figured out a way to contact Krynn yet and as time goes on I'm not exactly sure if I want to. I will admit I miss my magic, but there is magick of sorts on Earth if one knows how to touch it. So now I have magick, technology... a surprisely popularity among the population... and money. I have no need to go back.
And tell Fistandantilus that I have my magick and have used it already. So there!
Sincerely yours,
Raistlin Majere Accounting Manager of a "Confidental Client"
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Well, here goes (and you well know I never write anyone.
Dear Skull Bearer
You seem to have this fascination with evil and those who have fallen over to it. Ordinarily, I would say it is an unhealthy fascination but I am hardly one to talk when it comes to that. Now, while I don't see myself sleeping with my former apprentice, I must admit that if I did, I would have likely done so as you have described it. But, however, I am not looking for anyone. Ever.
Now, that being said, you are a very gifted bard... er... writer. Had you been born on Krynn you'd be famous by now, and likely very well off. I have no idea if you are rich, or well off, here on Earth. I don't need to know either.
I am writing you because I was told by a mutual aqquaintance that you would be thrilled by a letter from me. If I had any way of contacting my former life on Krynn, I would make sure that Dalamar would send you a letter as well, alas, I haven't figured out a way to contact Krynn yet and as time goes on I'm not exactly sure if I want to. I will admit I miss my magic, but there is magick of sorts on Earth if one knows how to touch it. So now I have magick, technology... a surprisely popularity among the population... and money. I have no need to go back.
And tell Fistandantilus that I have my magick and have used it already. So there!
Sincerely yours,
Raistlin Majere
Accounting Manager
of a "Confidental Client"