Another Character Meme

[skull_bearer]

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is people's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal, if they want to, and the process continues! (Feel free to post anonymously too.)

Feel free to comment on each other's letters.

Heh.

-Raistlin (mine or canon, I don't mind)
-Dalamar (ditto)
-Fistandantilus (because I'm evil)
-Voldemort
-Sam Vimes
-Elric

Comments

[wickedlich.livejournal.com]

Stop being evil. That's my job.

*Roach is poking me*

Fine, fine. The secret to a long and happy life is to devour the souls of your enemies. You'll gain a longer life, and you'll be happy because you'll have no enemies.

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

*pokes Fist*

I'm sorry. He's cranky today and didn't take his Ritalin. :D

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

Does ritalin even /work/ on undead?

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

Possibly it's just a placebo effect kind of thing, but it does seem to calm him down. Which makes me happy, as he will not get a driver's license and I'm chauffeuring his lazy undead ass around.

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

Fistandantilus driving?? O.o

That's actually quite a scary thought.

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

Considering what I'm having you do in my story, I out-evil you.

The problem with that theory is that sooner or later you meet someone who tricks you and devours your soul... but I guess I'm preaching to the choir here aren't I?

[wickedlich.livejournal.com]

The problem with that theory is that sooner or later you meet someone who tricks you and devours your soul... but I guess I'm preaching to the choir here aren't I?

Rub it in, why don't you?

Considering what I'm having you do in my story, I out-evil you.

I refuse to be aware of this. La la la I can't hear you.

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

I refuse to be aware of this. La la la I can't hear you.

Okay, but don't be surprised if you hear people snickering behind your back...

[jet-moon.livejournal.com]

*Snicker, chortle, snerk...*

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

Believe me, you can't talk.

[jet-moon.livejournal.com]

The problem with that theory is that sooner or later you meet someone who tricks you and devours your soul

Well said... isn't it, Fistandantilus?

[jet-moon.livejournal.com]

My my, how successful that tactic ever worked. I'm surprised you're even still around.

[jet-moon.livejournal.com]

If you would quit writing about me and work on something original, you'd make quite a bit of money... okay, okay, that was my boss poking me.

Well, here goes (and you well know I never write anyone.

Dear Skull Bearer

You seem to have this fascination with evil and those who have fallen over to it. Ordinarily, I would say it is an unhealthy fascination but I am hardly one to talk when it comes to that. Now, while I don't see myself sleeping with my former apprentice, I must admit that if I did, I would have likely done so as you have described it. But, however, I am not looking for anyone. Ever.

Now, that being said, you are a very gifted bard... er... writer. Had you been born on Krynn you'd be famous by now, and likely very well off. I have no idea if you are rich, or well off, here on Earth. I don't need to know either.

I am writing you because I was told by a mutual aqquaintance that you would be thrilled by a letter from me. If I had any way of contacting my former life on Krynn, I would make sure that Dalamar would send you a letter as well, alas, I haven't figured out a way to contact Krynn yet and as time goes on I'm not exactly sure if I want to. I will admit I miss my magic, but there is magick of sorts on Earth if one knows how to touch it. So now I have magick, technology... a surprisely popularity among the population... and money. I have no need to go back.

And tell Fistandantilus that I have my magick and have used it already. So there!

Sincerely yours,

Raistlin Majere
Accounting Manager
of a "Confidental Client"

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I'm wondering if the reason you were kicked off Krynn was because my characters displaced you. It's a thought.

Thanks for the letter, though. *hugs*

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

*lol*
Alternate universe taking over!!! *cheers and whistles*
Honestly: Who'd not prefer SEXY! Raistlin doing the rabbit with Dalamar (*valkyrie faints*) to depressed Raistlin without any more interesting person in his life than Caramon?
Talking about AUs: Remember to kill off Crysania, will you? *g*

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

Talking about AUs: Remember to kill off Crysania, will you?

*evil cackle* You have no idea...

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

A few, but they are all nasty... ";-) Yours'll be a surprise, anyway, I suppose. (A much nastier and more creative death than I could even dream of...)
Damn, now I'm curious. I don't want to wait some more years until you reach that point... Write faster!!! *chains Skull Bearer to computer*
Will you make Raistlin have an affair with Crysania? (Poor guy, must be terribly drunk!) Or maybe with Raistlin /and/ Dalamar? *shudders at mental image of two drunk mages and a cleric (screaming "Lights out!" all the way through)* No, that's much too good for her! Let her have an affair with Caramon, who dies from guilt afterwards / is killed by Tika with a frying pan...