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macdicilla:

skippercifer:

skippercifer:

skippercifer:

You: Queer Eye

Me, an intellectual: The Master and Margarita 

Look all I’m saying is wouldn’t it be better if The Fab Five were just a bunch of gay yu-gi-oh demons that broke into your house and beat you up for being a centrist?

Queer Eye but They’re Rude Now

Behemoth is the culinary expert, but he’s not here to share his wisdom. he just raids your fridge

Koroviev is the wardrobe expert. he makes you dress worse

Hella is the grooming expert, even though bits of her skin are falling off. it’s fine

Woland is the lifestyle expert

Azazello is the punching expert. he punches you

And when you have no clothes and no food and no house and no fucks to give, you all fly out of the window.