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macdicilla:
skippercifer:
skippercifer:
skippercifer:
You: Queer Eye
Me, an intellectual: The Master and Margarita
Look all I’m saying is wouldn’t it be better if The Fab Five were just a bunch of gay yu-gi-oh demons that broke into your house and beat you up for being a centrist?
Queer Eye but They’re Rude Now
Behemoth is the culinary expert, but he’s not here to share his wisdom. he just raids your fridge
Koroviev is the wardrobe expert. he makes you dress worse
Hella is the grooming expert, even though bits of her skin are falling off. it’s fine
Woland is the lifestyle expert
Azazello is the punching expert. he punches you
And when you have no clothes and no food and no house and no fucks to give, you all fly out of the window.
macdicilla:
skippercifer:
skippercifer:
skippercifer:
You: Queer Eye
Me, an intellectual: The Master and Margarita
Look all I’m saying is wouldn’t it be better if The Fab Five were just a bunch of gay yu-gi-oh demons that broke into your house and beat you up for being a centrist?
Queer Eye but They’re Rude Now
Behemoth is the culinary expert, but he’s not here to share his wisdom. he just raids your fridge
Koroviev is the wardrobe expert. he makes you dress worse
Hella is the grooming expert, even though bits of her skin are falling off. it’s fine
Woland is the lifestyle expert
Azazello is the punching expert. he punches you
And when you have no clothes and no food and no house and no fucks to give, you all fly out of the window.