Guess who made the front page?

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henryclervals: hungry-hobbits: oh god archduke franz

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henryclervals:

hungry-hobbits:

oh god archduke franz ferdinand watch out he’s got a gun OH NO HE’S GOT AIRPODS IN HE CANT HEAR ME

That would be about the most logical thing about that entire morning.