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Comment with the name/title of a fandom I'm aware of, no matter how obvious you think the answers will be, and I'll reply with the relationships -canon or not - from it I ship, along with at least one that I definitely DO NOT ship. I'll give favourite romantic relationships as well as favourite platonic ones. Also, you're free to reply in subthreads and ask me why I ship or don't ship something.

What the hey, it cheered me up.

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I want to know what you would NEVER EVER EVER SHIP in DL xD

Raistlin and Dalamar with anyone other than each other. *sniff* what a question...

Oh, and Fistandantilus/anyone. Just... ewww. That's just too disgusting (Bad lich! No subtext!).

Funnily enough, I do like Kitiara/Lord Soth.

I like Kitiara/Soth too (only platonically -until she dies *smirks*), for some reason. I've only never found any fanfic... Too depressing and unsexy, probably. (Though I've always waited for someone to write about a dead Kitiara haunting Tanis. If I did that it would only be a parody again... She would walk into his and Laurana's Sunday tea-and-scones or something. *headshakes*)

Right, shipping Fistandantilus is not so very appealing. *retches into wastepaperbasket*

We found out there are only platonic relationships in Discworld. What's your favourite and why?

Vetinari and Sam Vimes. It cracks me up everytime they face off.

I've always wondered what other pairings aside from Harry/Voldemort you would like or dislike from the Harry Potter fandom. I was also curious as to the pairings you would choose in Lord of the Rings.

Oooh yeah...lord of the rings. That would be interesting to see...

...particularly since of the *very* few males I fancy, two of them are lord of the rings characters

although if you even think Legolas/Gimli, I will throw something at you ^_^

Hey! Legolas and Gimli make a lovely couple! *throws things back at kitty*

Grrrr...Legolas is mine ^_^

Also the whole concept of elf/dwarf pairing is just wrong...elves=tall, dwarves=short. The sheer mechanics of it is mind-boggling.

It's the love-in-spite-of-differences factor. And /I/ like the tragic side of elf/mortal pairings.
Also, Legolas /Aragorn is completely not logical! Legolas/Gimli is at least somewhat founded on the book. (Though of course not as much as Sam/Frodo, that's not a pairing I'd ship, but it's so obvious it's not even subtext any more.) I mean, they ride one horse together... *hinthint* (Sounds harmless? Try it!) And if travelling the world together for some hundred years isn't a good basis for a relationship, I don't know what is.

But hey, if you don't accept a dwarf as competition, what about that fangirl mob outside your window??? ";-)

I think I can take on the fangirls, but I think a hard-ass dwarf would wipe the floor with me :D

Hopefully... *cackles evilly in defense of her pairing*
Though fangirls aren't to be underestimated for their sheer numbers! *offers kitty a hand up after the stampede is gone*

I just might have to differ with you on the ownership of Legolas. *grin*

However unlikely it seems, there are grounds to argue for a Legolas/Gimli pairing. I don't care for it, but it IS possible, especially with what was written in the books. It has also been said(don't quote me one this, I read it somewhere, but I don't remember where exactly) that Legolas was one of two elves (Ereinion Gil-galad was the other) who never married (like I said, don't quote me on it) so it could stand to be reasoned that Legolas took Gimli with him to Valinor because they were lovers.

A Legolas/Gimli pairing is not my thing however. I would prefer to Legolas with either Aragorn or Elrond(or one of the twins instead).

I'll leave you to fight over Legolas, as long as I get Boromir ;)

You can have him! I like my males pretty. Or evil. Or both!

That why we like Raistlin/Dalamar...

Dear me yes.

Hey, hands off the Witch-king, he's mine!

Let's have ten-somes with the ringwraiths! *lol*

Aragorn is hotter than Boromir. He is the only 'manly' bloke I fancy. I once had a week long ongoing argument with one of my mum's friends (who is a big fan of Sean Bean) over which one was hottest ^_^

One of my mates explained the Gimli and Legolas friendship thing to me yesterday. I haven't read the book for ages and I never remembered that part. But when he was telling me about the fact that Legolas refused to leave middle earth unless Gimli went with him I just went 'awwwwwwww'...it is kind of sweet. I can see why that pairing makes sense as far as canon goes.

But I still maintain that elf/dwarf is wrong.

Hmmmm...Legolas and Elrond...just makes me think of Elrond in the films, who I find kinda scary. Who are the twins? I'm sure I remember seeing fanart on DeviantArt of Legolas with a couple of uber-hot young elves...*drool*

Hah! You're slowly getting it! Now grab the next pretty person and let them sit with you on horseback and then see whether you can resist the ensuing romance... ";-D

Oh, and the twins are Elrond's sons.
And in the film I really hate how they did the elves, all of them... They are so /human/.

although if you even think Legolas/Gimli, I will throw something at you ^_^

Dwarves... gross. Nope, not for me ;), although as friends is just fine. As I said, I like Aragorn/Boromir.

Ever written any lotr slash?

No, it's never really grabbed me as a fandom. I like reading it, but that's as far as it goes.

I actually have no opinion on HP, even Harry/Voldemort is more of an appreciation of Voldemort than for the pairing. I don't have a hated or favourite pairing in that fandom, so my hate for JKR's romance due more to her dreadful romantic wiring, rather than the pairings.

LotR, well, other than hot elves... ;) I do like Aragorn/Boromir. I don't have a hated pairing because I don't hang around that fandom much. I can't stand RPS, however.

RPS? (I guess it's something obvious, but you always get me with these abbrevs.)

Real Person Slash, or het for that matter. I've never been one for actors. The only celebrity I really am attracted to is Marilyn Manson and I couldn't imagine ever slashing him.

*looks mightily confused* Strange idea that! Fictional characters are so much more interesting! And why would anyone want to write fiction about actors? They already have lives...

Two more questions (any fandom at all): Remember your most horrified reaction while reading and tell!

1) The Canon Pairing of Doom is...

2) The Fanfic Pairing of Doom is...

1) I could write you a list... To keep it short, I'll just name three.
Dragonlance: Raistlin/Crysania (you knew that was coming, but honestly, I have no idea why these two had even a partial romance, they have no chemistry).
X-Men comics: Magneto/Rogue (I still see the movie characters, and that was just... ew, plus, it was just random, like, hey! Let's pair of Magneto with the first character we come across!).
And for the randomness...
Count of Monte Cristo: Dantes/Haydee (mate, you're three times her age, this is going from cradle snatching to paedophillia, incest too, since she sees you as her adopted father).

Fanfic pairing of Doom eh? I used to dabble in the Harry Potter fandom, which specialises in total crackfic. The worse one I ever actually read was Dumbledore/Harry, which makes me want to scrub my brain just thinking about it. Fistandantilus/Anyone also make me queasy, probably because I see the slash potential in my own fic, which was pretty unavoidable.

Yes, Harry Potter fanfic has the most incredible pairings I've ever seen. Some writers seem to make unfittingness and non-canon compatibility the main criteria... The stranger, the better. But you're right: Harry/Dumbledore is an exceptionally awful idea.

*lol* /You/ are writing involuntary subtext... Ironical situation, isn't it? Fistandantilus (already in the regular books) is a bit suspicious... with all those young apprentices around him. But it is definitely not a nice kind of subtext. *shudders* No, not at all. Anyway, I think Raistlin/Fistandantilus would still fit better (characterwise) than Raistlin/Chrysania. *dodges flying weaponry* Hey! I did not say I'd like it!

Anyway, I think Raistlin/Fistandantilus would still fit better (characterwise) than Raistlin/Chrysania.

It's warped, but I have to agree. Their standoff in War of the Twins proves that. *shudders*

Oh, you think Dumbledore/Harry is bad? I've seen a Dumbledore/Filch! *wants to vomit just thinking about it* I thought is was funny at first, but once I got into the story, I wanted to run away screaming.

I've stumbled across Filch/cat, but I didn't even try to read it!

Hah! I've come up with another one!

The best pairings in (however illogical) crossovers (written yet or still to be done)?

I really don't like crossovers, so I can't give an opinion on that.

I know one ASoIaF pairing which (I feverently hope) you do not like - Cleganish brothercest (blush Lannister crismon and run to dig myself a deep grave).

Ew no. The would be necrophillia too, and (at least in Gregor's case) possible bestiality, because I for one would rather shag his horse.

I don't ship ASoIaF anyway.

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