Don't you still have some Five Things Memes to do? ";-]
Anyway, you'll never write:
- Sturm/Tas porn.
- Something with a really annoyingly camp Dalamar.
- A canon-verse scene where Raistlin falls in love with Crysania, asks for her hand and promises to have a ton of children.
See, that's what you get for not doing the Fives. ":-P (Well, you wouldn't write these fics and I'm not sure I'd like to read them, but hey, it's in the challenge... Argh! Sturm porn! *runs off to spork eyes out*)
*shudders*...liches give me the creeps anyways, and that particular lich is waaaaaay worse than most. *pokes fistandantilus with a pointy stick, then runs away*
I usually like undead (unless they're vampires), but Fistandantilus is one of the most evil characters ever, and a nice example of why evil is not always 'cool'.
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Anyway, you'll never write:
- Sturm/Tas porn.
- Something with a really annoyingly camp Dalamar.
- A canon-verse scene where Raistlin falls in love with Crysania, asks for her hand and promises to have a ton of children.
See, that's what you get for not doing the Fives. ":-P (Well, you wouldn't write these fics and I'm not sure I'd like to read them, but hey, it's in the challenge... Argh! Sturm porn! *runs off to spork eyes out*)
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And because I really do have the most awful and disgusting sense of "humour" (not that anyone ever doubted that):
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
"It's a... Live One."
*runs for cover* "X-D
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Just. No.
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I wish I hadn't followed the cut while I was eating breakfast :S
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I like most other kinds of undead too, even zombies (which are pretty cliche, but funny) Fistandantilus is the exception.
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Strangely enough, I think Liches and Vampires do have certain things in common.
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Sometimes I squick myself quite badly, too. If knowing that helps you in any way?
Seriously, I have no idea how images like those come from.