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skull_bearer ([personal profile] skull_bearer) wrote2007-05-02 01:13 pm

Stolen from Penknife

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

[identity profile] shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you still have some Five Things Memes to do? ";-]

Anyway, you'll never write:

- Sturm/Tas porn.

- Something with a really annoyingly camp Dalamar.

- A canon-verse scene where Raistlin falls in love with Crysania, asks for her hand and promises to have a ton of children.

See, that's what you get for not doing the Fives. ":-P (Well, you wouldn't write these fics and I'm not sure I'd like to read them, but hey, it's in the challenge... Argh! Sturm porn! *runs off to spork eyes out*)

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, never mind the snippets, it's all I could do not to vomit at the screen after that. *shudders*

[identity profile] shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*cackles nastily* You were asking for it.

[identity profile] shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
And you can still be glad the mpreg idea didn't occur to me before now... Ooops. *falls of chair cackling*

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
*headdesk* You were right, I was asking for it. This was so totally the wrong meme.

[identity profile] shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it's not your fault. It's only that I know too well what you'd really never write. ";-P

And because I really do have the most awful and disgusting sense of "humour" (not that anyone ever doubted that):

"Is it a boy or a girl?"
"It's a... Live One."

*runs for cover* "X-D

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I am delibrately trying not to think of a context for this.

[identity profile] shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com 2007-05-04 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
And what context is it that you are so carefully not thinking of? *snicker*

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2007-05-04 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Something alng the lines of 'who is talking?'.

Just. No.

[identity profile] shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com 2007-05-04 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew. I just wanted to remind you, so you can carefully not think of it some more. *gloats*

[identity profile] halokitty69.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
I think I may join you with the removing of eyes via spork. And then I will bleach my brain.

I wish I hadn't followed the cut while I was eating breakfast :S

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just grateful she didn't think of anything with Fistandantilus, because the possibilities are (unfortunately) endless.

[identity profile] halokitty69.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
*shudders*...liches give me the creeps anyways, and that particular lich is waaaaaay worse than most. *pokes fistandantilus with a pointy stick, then runs away*

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I usually like undead (unless they're vampires), but Fistandantilus is one of the most evil characters ever, and a nice example of why evil is not always 'cool'.

[identity profile] shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com 2007-05-04 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Why don't you like vampires?

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2007-05-04 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Vampires are waaaay too cliche (thank you Anne Rice, who's books I never liked).

I like most other kinds of undead too, even zombies (which are pretty cliche, but funny) Fistandantilus is the exception.

[identity profile] shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com 2007-05-04 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*lol* I actually started liking vampires only AFTER reading Anne Rice (and unsurprisingly I do like most of her books, at least the old ones). I thought the Nosferatu-type vampires were the cliché and I never liked those.

Strangely enough, I think Liches and Vampires do have certain things in common.

[identity profile] shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I did, but you only asked for three and I figured the others were worse. ";-]

[identity profile] skull-bearer.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't doubt it *shudders*

[identity profile] shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, didn't mean to squick anybody... *whistles inconspicuously*

Sometimes I squick myself quite badly, too. If knowing that helps you in any way?
Seriously, I have no idea how images like those come from.