Stolen from Penknife

[skull_bearer]

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Comments

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* You were right, I was asking for it. This was so totally the wrong meme.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

No, it's not your fault. It's only that I know too well what you'd really never write. ";-P

And because I really do have the most awful and disgusting sense of "humour" (not that anyone ever doubted that):

"Is it a boy or a girl?"
"It's a... Live One."

*runs for cover* "X-D

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

I am delibrately trying not to think of a context for this.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

And what context is it that you are so carefully not thinking of? *snicker*

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

Something alng the lines of 'who is talking?'.

Just. No.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

I knew. I just wanted to remind you, so you can carefully not think of it some more. *gloats*