New 12 character meme

[skull_bearer]

Erik is officially more powerful than Raistlin, because my laptop can sometimes connect to the internet while my computer is down.

Am now learning German with waset since we don't let little things like language get in the way of good books. Guten Tag.

 

1- Raistlin
2- Dalamar
3- Erik
4- Charles
5- House
6- Wilson
7- Caramon
8- Tasslehoff
9- Wolverine
10- Tyrion
11- Voldemort
12- Tanis

 

1.Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Oh, Wilson definitely, although Voldemort would definitely be... interesting as a college professor. Dumbledore definitely lost his best teacher there.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Charles? Fairly hot. Hotter when I'm channeling Erik. I'm not really for the bald ones, but he has seriously nice cheekbones and his eyes are gorgeous (channeling Erik again).

3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Tanis. Sending. Tasslehoff. On. A. Mission. Let's face it, whatever it is it fails so badly it sets a new record for failures. It's probably some moping mission, calling Laurana to give her some self-piting spiel. He tells her, but he also runs into Kitiara. The last thing we hear is a suitably tragic "NOOOO!"

4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
'How to beat Magnokinetics with a admantium skeleton- Authorial bias for the terminally screwed'.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Right. The only way I can answer this is by relating the characters reactions when they heard this. Note, Wilson and House are newcomers and haven't been having much to do with anyone in my head; only minor contact with the X-men crowd. When I told them that one Dalamar and Wilson stared at each other for five minutes as still haven't moved. I'm going to have Raistlin and House drag them away in a minute. I don't think Wilson can quite comprehend what he's looking at, let alone who, and Dalamar is wondering what the hell Wilson is doing in my head.

6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Anyone with House as a roomate (other than Wilson) rightfully deserves our deepest condolences. Wolverine would end in aggressive-aggressive murder in a very short time, although who would win I don't know. House isn't dumb enough to provoke him into violence and I'm not sure how good a healing factor is against a medical genius. Tyrion would probably be by far the best choice, since he's got the ability to cope with House's sarcasm, and even appreciate it. Plus, House wouldn't be able to play the cripple card with him.

7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
This would be early in Ice and Steel, when Tanis and Caramon are trying to work out what Dalamar is doing to Raistlin (other than the obvious). So they invite him to dinner (I know, it makes no sense, but then reality doesn't mean much with these two). They make very awkward conversation while Dalamar picks at his food (Tanis is almost as bad a cook as Caramon). Dalamar has no idea what these two want, and is very guarded with what he says. Eventually Tanis and Caramon start talking about something inane and Dalamar spends the fifteen most boring minutes of his life trying to eat the disgusting food until Tasslehoff turns up and provides a much needed distraction to escape.

8. 3 challenges 7 to a duel. What happens?
Magneto throttles Caramon with his own armor and impales him on his sword. He then goes to Dalamar and collects his fee. It's not quite killing nazis, but hey, he doesn't want to live on Charles' charity.

9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he get it back?
He wouldn't, it was Raistlin's to begin with. Fucking kender.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Tanis' desire changes every five minutes, and Caramon's is one I really, really don't want to imagine because it makes Raistlin scream like a girl and hide in some disused part of my brain. Last time we found him hiding in some old Past Tense sets and it took us three hours to talk him out from under the table.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
Fistandantilus and the X-men from the Marvel-verse have kidnapped Dalamar and Past Tense Erik in a twisted tale of revenge and mistaken identity. To rescue them from a fate worse than death Raistlin and Charles have to work together. Erik and Dalamar have a horrible time. Dalamar is expecting nothing less, but Erik has no idea what's going on, this is the first time mutants have attacked him and he has no idea how to deal with this. And the X-men are not, not nice. Wolverine most of all. Then, when things are about to get really nasty (as in torture and murder) Raistlin and Charles kick the door down and charge in. Fistandantilus gets psychically turned-off long range and the X-men get magically fried (netiher have any defence in those factors). Dalamar and Erik get rescued and they end up in Charles' flat to recover and calm down. They come away liking each other a great deal.

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I'd run away and join Erik, Charles, Raistlin and Dalamar in their flat. The spare bedroom is taken so I take the sofa. Raistlin sympathises.

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Can I borrow your powers? No? Well, I know it's shallow, but probably money. Starving student here.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Yes, mostly on the Death Eater fans list.

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Damn, that would be hard. Dalamar likes Charles after having been rescued by him in the whole 'saving our lovers from idiots and undead' thing, but House was they guy they called to patch them up, and the verbal banter was fun. Probably Charles in the end, but only reluctantly.

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Canon. Casterly Rock!

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Hamster dance.

18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Raistlin. Wilson would know better than to argue after what House told him about these people. Tanis would, and ends up a smoking pile of ash. Death #127.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
I know a good healer. Not a plausable pairing. Buy me alcohol and I might consider it.

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Canon? Drug abuse. Mine, guilty by association with a bunch of traumatised psychos.

21. What is 6's secret?
He is an absolute sadistic bastard, and only House knows this.

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Voldemort. Apparate! Wolverine would be pissed off and (of course) attack. A healing factor is worth jack shit against the killing curse. Everyone cheers.

23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Erik. While neither of them tells lies, Caramon is an idiot and I'm far more likely to trust Erik's version.

24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

So, Raistlin and Wolverine (???) trying to save the world from Charles (and thus probably Erik). Voldemort offers to help, but is actually spying for Charles (makes sense, Voldemort's hated Wolvie since the stupid race thing, and he often plays cards with Charles). Meanwhile, Charles has kidnapped Tanis, Wolverine and Raistlin talk to House, who tells them to talk to Erik.

Title: Of mutants, wizards and psychopaths.
Wolverine's probably convinced Raistin that Charles has fucked with everyone else's head, including theirs. As Raistlin doesn't like being head-fucked (paging Mr Fistandantilus...) he agrees to stop Charles. Wolverine probably knows that Raistlin is the only one who has the power necessary and thinks, of course, that Erik is behind this. Because he always thinks this. Voldemort agrees to help, but he hates Wolverine and rather likes Charles, who he often plays cards with, so he's really only doing it to spy on them (also, he's pissed that Raistlin won't give him the spell he's always asking for).
Meanwhile, Charles has kidnapped Tanis, probably because he needs to buy off Kitiara (Do as I say, and I give you a nice boy-toy), needless to say, nobody cares. Raistlin and Wolverine are stumpted and decide to go to House, since he's probably, with Raistlin and Dalamar, the smartest one there. So smart, in fact, that he doesn't want to get involved and sends them off to talk to Erik.
Raistlin agrees and they go, him hoping to get some answers out of Charles' lover. Wolverine just wants to take Erik down since he thinks he's in league with Charles. He is. Erik explains that he and Charles are just working together with Kit and a bunch of others to take down the joint forces of facism and fundemntalist Christians that dwell in the 'Bad-Guy' district of my brain and exist for the sole purpose of being beaten up. He then explains that Wolverine knew this all along, since he's a resident there. Raistlin is pissed and fries Wolverine, grumbles an apology to Erik, and goes home to have sex with Dalamar. Erik has sex with Charles, House has sex with Wilson and the only person who's miserable is Wolverine who has to hang out with homeless bible-bashers and nazis around a barrel-fire since their houses have been demolished by Kit's dragons.
I might actually write it if paid in booze.

25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Tasslehoff. I don't keep any valuables and anyone who saw me would run away.