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skull_bearer) wrote2017-02-04 03:16 pm
skull_bearer) wrote2017-02-04 03:16 pm
So I am finally writing the SLR version of Iron Man 3. I loathe Iron Man 3, so 90% of it has been...
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So I am finally writing the SLR version of Iron Man 3. I loathe Iron Man 3, so 90% of it has been jettisoned. Fuck that movie.
We have AIM, we have Extremis, and we have Hydra because it makes only sense if the two are happening at the same time- president being kidnapped as part of Hydra’s coup, the incomprehensibly evil veterans are really Hydra agents, why the Avengers can’t help each other.
We have Pepper actually in a fucking suit for more than three minutes, we have Rhodey, we have the bots not dying, we have weird callbacks to earlier installments in SLR I deliberately set up in order to fuck you Shane Black and your Extremis shittying, Arc reactor removing, Pepper damselling, PTSD mocking crapfest of a movie.
So I am finally writing the SLR version of Iron Man 3. I loathe Iron Man 3, so 90% of it has been jettisoned. Fuck that movie.
We have AIM, we have Extremis, and we have Hydra because it makes only sense if the two are happening at the same time- president being kidnapped as part of Hydra’s coup, the incomprehensibly evil veterans are really Hydra agents, why the Avengers can’t help each other.
We have Pepper actually in a fucking suit for more than three minutes, we have Rhodey, we have the bots not dying, we have weird callbacks to earlier installments in SLR I deliberately set up in order to fuck you Shane Black and your Extremis shittying, Arc reactor removing, Pepper damselling, PTSD mocking crapfest of a movie.