What are the other bilingual jokes?
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(In reference to This Post) They are brief, and both terrible.
1. A father is having breakfast when he sees his son taking an unfamiliar carton out of the fridge.
“What’s that?” He asks.
“Soy milk.” Says the kid.
Unable to resist, the fater says “Hola Milk, Soy Tu Padre!”
2. An American woman is on a trip to Germany and is trying to have a nice dinner at an outside cafe, but unfortunately she’s there during Oktoberfest, and a man staggers up to the bushes near her table and opens his fly to relieve himself right infront of where she’s sitting.
“Oh Gross!” She shrieks.
“Danke!” Says the man.
(In reference to This Post) They are brief, and both terrible.
1. A father is having breakfast when he sees his son taking an unfamiliar carton out of the fridge.
“What’s that?” He asks.
“Soy milk.” Says the kid.
Unable to resist, the fater says “Hola Milk, Soy Tu Padre!”
2. An American woman is on a trip to Germany and is trying to have a nice dinner at an outside cafe, but unfortunately she’s there during Oktoberfest, and a man staggers up to the bushes near her table and opens his fly to relieve himself right infront of where she’s sitting.
“Oh Gross!” She shrieks.
“Danke!” Says the man.