Holy fuck (no pun intended)! That was all I needed to give a shitty day a gloriously good evening. ":-D You cheer me up everytime, you know that? And this seriously is one of the best memes ever created. I'd steal it, but I never manage to be half as snarky about it as you. ":-(
Seriously, 'mental scarring' isn't nearly strong enough. Dalamar in a feather boa? NO!!! (Not even drunkenness can explain that!)
Most of those pairings were so disturbing, Kitiara/Charles/Tanis actually seems normal in comparison. (And Charles is SO topping Tanis! *lol* Kit will write a long letter with the details to Laurana.) Raistlin/Caramon is plausible enough to be really, really squicky, but most of the others were just weird enough to be very amusing. *chuckles over all of them* Raistlin/Voldemort/Harry horrifies me, though. I'm pretty sure the only explanation is Raistlin having a Fistandantilus-dominated phase.
What really cracked me up was Kit with the tattoo (tatooed ectoplasm for the win), and Dalamar writing Caramon/Dany. Tsk, Dalamar, writing het makes you go blind, didn't you know? (Though, from the list available, most pairings would have been worse.)
But where was the usual self-insertion? Oh, right, busy with Magneto and a dragon. *is NOT thinking about the mechanics of dragon sex right now*
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Date: 2007-08-01 08:08 pm (UTC)Seriously, 'mental scarring' isn't nearly strong enough. Dalamar in a feather boa? NO!!! (Not even drunkenness can explain that!)
Most of those pairings were so disturbing, Kitiara/Charles/Tanis actually seems normal in comparison. (And Charles is SO topping Tanis! *lol* Kit will write a long letter with the details to Laurana.)
Raistlin/Caramon is plausible enough to be really, really squicky, but most of the others were just weird enough to be very amusing. *chuckles over all of them*
Raistlin/Voldemort/Harry horrifies me, though. I'm pretty sure the only explanation is Raistlin having a Fistandantilus-dominated phase.
What really cracked me up was Kit with the tattoo (tatooed ectoplasm for the win), and Dalamar writing Caramon/Dany. Tsk, Dalamar, writing het makes you go blind, didn't you know? (Though, from the list available, most pairings would have been worse.)
But where was the usual self-insertion?
Oh, right, busy with Magneto and a dragon. *is NOT thinking about the mechanics of dragon sex right now*