skull_bearer | Unusual dialogues (Reply)

Okay, I haven't been updating much since I have been alternating between work, protests and refereeing the localised chaos that in my head. This last one is interesting, but probably not in the best of taste.

As I mentioned before, in order to get some damn peace in here, I've promoted the nazis to main character status. Seeing that of the four, one of them spends his time hiding in Voldemort's closet to stay away from Erik, one can't talk and one's an apolitical member of the Luftwaffe. It's not been such a bad idea so far. The only one who does talk, and does say the usual inane stuff ids Josef Mengele, but he's a psychotic sociopath who's since realised if you just aim to kill everyone without exception it makes it much easier to find victims... and so on. The only reason Erik doesn't go after him is that everyone in my head (except maybe Fistandantilus BUT THE TWO HAVEN'T MET YET AND DEAR GOD I HOPE THEY NEVER DO) is absolutely terrified of him, except for me, but I run my head like a dictatorship, only with more freedom of speech. (He stopped tring to stage coups after I browsed some pictures of Auschwitz somone took, got him in a headlock and bash his head against the wall screaming YOU LIKE THAT? YOU PROUD OF WHAT YOU DID? YOU THINK YOU MADE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE?) His only redeeming feature is that he is, not always, but on occasion, hilarious.

This happened this evening.

Me: I didn't know you liked football.
Mengele: A true partiot always supports his country whenever- OH NO GOD DAMN! Those bloody mongrel, backstabbing traitors!
Me: Pause. Consider. Think. What have you just said? Does that still make sense to you or are you being an idiot?
Mengele: Whatever. It would be better if we had machineguns.
Me: ... I think you're getting 'war' and 'football' confused. You certainly wouldn't be the first.
Mengele: No, not war, we would be the only ones with machineguns.
Me: How's that a fair fight?
Mengele: Who said anything about a fair fight?
Me: If you want your country to triumph patrotically, they have to do it fairly.
Mengele: They would, we invented the machinegun.
Me: *facepalm*

ETC.

So, yeah. It's been a weird couple of weeks.