15 Signs

I claim no ownership, I don't even know where this is from, only that someone on master_apprentice found it and decided to share. What can I say? My favourite's number 10.

15 Signs Your Padawan Learner Is Turning into the Dark
Side

Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe, June 22, 2002

15. My Padawan Learner is doing just Great!
Your padawan learner is doing just great.

14. Despite your best efforts, he's continued to
express interest in attending law school.

13. He says "Gee" and Golly" a lot as a child. (Yes,
this means Gomer Pyle is highly suspect.)

12. Keeps reprogramming his lightsaber to play
"Sympathy for the Devil" instead of humming.

11. He develops an affection for pyramid-shaped
prisms, four-foot bongs, and watching "Wizard of Oz"
over and over on mute.

10. The fact that all that's left of me is my cloak is
a good indication.

9. He asks to be put in Slytherin, instead of
Gryffindor.

8. Despite the healing powers of the force, develops a
persistent case of athsma.

7. Yells "You'll be sorrrryyy" to new Jedi recruits

6. Turns all the socks in your dresser drawer inside
out.

5. The "Dooku is Groovy" tattoo.

4. Keeps complaining about the coarseness of sand.

3. When told about the danger of anger, asks, 'Does
geeking a gungan count?'

2. Goofy rat-tail keeps detaching itself from his head
and trying to strangle you in your sleep.

1. You have an intense desire to marry him after he
declares that he's slaughtered a hundred innocent
people.

 

15 Signs

I claim no ownership, I don't even know where this is from, only that someone on master_apprentice found it and decided to share. What can I say? My favourite's number 10.

15 Signs Your Padawan Learner Is Turning into the Dark
Side

Contest Hosted by Joe Crowe, June 22, 2002

15. My Padawan Learner is doing just Great!
Your padawan learner is doing just great.

14. Despite your best efforts, he's continued to
express interest in attending law school.

13. He says "Gee" and Golly" a lot as a child. (Yes,
this means Gomer Pyle is highly suspect.)

12. Keeps reprogramming his lightsaber to play
"Sympathy for the Devil" instead of humming.

11. He develops an affection for pyramid-shaped
prisms, four-foot bongs, and watching "Wizard of Oz"
over and over on mute.

10. The fact that all that's left of me is my cloak is
a good indication.

9. He asks to be put in Slytherin, instead of
Gryffindor.

8. Despite the healing powers of the force, develops a
persistent case of athsma.

7. Yells "You'll be sorrrryyy" to new Jedi recruits

6. Turns all the socks in your dresser drawer inside
out.

5. The "Dooku is Groovy" tattoo.

4. Keeps complaining about the coarseness of sand.

3. When told about the danger of anger, asks, 'Does
geeking a gungan count?'

2. Goofy rat-tail keeps detaching itself from his head
and trying to strangle you in your sleep.

1. You have an intense desire to marry him after he
declares that he's slaughtered a hundred innocent
people.