So, you think you might be ready for this eh?
Let me tell you something, little boys, you you know nothing! You aren't ready until I say you are, and believe me, you'd better understand that fast, or you'll end up dead. Or worse.
What's that? What can be worse than dead? I'll tell you, those creatures. You might think you could stand up to one or two, but again, you know nothing.
Listen, I've seen them, met one myself. Nearly didn't escape. You don't speak lightly of things like that, boy, trust me. If your lucky enough to survive meeting one, you'll think as I do.
Dangerous? Hah! They're more than just dangerous, far more. When you've met one, face to face, close enough that you can see the whites of their eyes, then you'll know they're more than just dangerous, just as you'll know that death isn't the worse thing they can do to you, not by a long shot.
Now, the first thing to know about those things is that they're noisy, that's good news for us, we can hear them coming. The noise is unbelievable, and unmistakable, when you've heard one, you'll never want to hear it again, and you'll recognise it instantly. If you live, that is.
Don't be fooled by their apperances either, they may look harmless, but looks are deceptive. There's no more dangerous being around.
So, that being said, spread out. And keep an ear out, if those fangirls are about, I want to know as soon as possible.
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