A Shakespearian ending...

JKR to kill off everyone

"I was never tempted to kill [Harry Potter] off before the final because I’d always planned seven books," said Rowling. "But now, I've got so much bloody money, what's the point? I don't want to be that person who wins the lottery one night and goes back to work the next day. I'd rather get gang-shagged by a group of horny Death Eaters."

But what about the ridicilously-profitable Harry Potter franchise?

"I'm already filthy rich," said Rowling, who has assets in excess of one billion dollars. "I don't need to write screenplays, sequels, or spin-offs. I don't need to write at all. But I'm so bloody famous, if I had to, I could probably scribble a few words in lipstick on a cocktail napkin and make the New York Times bestseller list."

You know, if this was real, it would completely redeem my faith in JKR as an author. If nothing else, it'd be a brilliant way to end the series.

*sigh* if only...

A Shakespearian ending...

JKR to kill off everyone

"I was never tempted to kill [Harry Potter] off before the final because I’d always planned seven books," said Rowling. "But now, I've got so much bloody money, what's the point? I don't want to be that person who wins the lottery one night and goes back to work the next day. I'd rather get gang-shagged by a group of horny Death Eaters."

But what about the ridicilously-profitable Harry Potter franchise?

"I'm already filthy rich," said Rowling, who has assets in excess of one billion dollars. "I don't need to write screenplays, sequels, or spin-offs. I don't need to write at all. But I'm so bloody famous, if I had to, I could probably scribble a few words in lipstick on a cocktail napkin and make the New York Times bestseller list."

You know, if this was real, it would completely redeem my faith in JKR as an author. If nothing else, it'd be a brilliant way to end the series.

*sigh* if only...