Dear Max (Les Bienveillants)

I am going to assume you were actually a really fucked up straight guy, because reading you as gay has finally become not just unbelievable, but homophobic. I'm blaming the author for that one, because if I compare how you see men to how you see that woman you met in the swimming baths there's no fucking way you're gay, with men it's like 'wham bamn thank you sir', woman it's like 'wow, look at her eyes, they're deep and wow look at those lovely white hands (all the fucking women have white hands, I know you frequent party members but wow, variation much?). It's like how the lesbian stereotype goes 'or they're only lesbos because they haven't had a good MAN'. You're only gay because you haven't found a good WOMAN (ie your sister). It's offensive and it sucks.
Seriously, I have precisely zero respect for you either way by this point, because unlike Johannes or Mengele or indeed any other member of my nazi harem you clearly have neither a  warped conscience nor a code of morals, no matter how fucked up, and I just can't like you, no matter how you monologue. You're offensive and you're not hot and frankly at this point you're boring me. Die in a camp, fucktard.

Dear Max (Les Bienveillants)

I am going to assume you were actually a really fucked up straight guy, because reading you as gay has finally become not just unbelievable, but homophobic. I'm blaming the author for that one, because if I compare how you see men to how you see that woman you met in the swimming baths there's no fucking way you're gay, with men it's like 'wham bamn thank you sir', woman it's like 'wow, look at her eyes, they're deep and wow look at those lovely white hands (all the fucking women have white hands, I know you frequent party members but wow, variation much?). It's like how the lesbian stereotype goes 'or they're only lesbos because they haven't had a good MAN'. You're only gay because you haven't found a good WOMAN (ie your sister). It's offensive and it sucks.
Seriously, I have precisely zero respect for you either way by this point, because unlike Johannes or Mengele or indeed any other member of my nazi harem you clearly have neither a  warped conscience nor a code of morals, no matter how fucked up, and I just can't like you, no matter how you monologue. You're offensive and you're not hot and frankly at this point you're boring me. Die in a camp, fucktard.