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I absolutely swear this happened
Mar. 29th, 2012 04:11 am*Bioware HQ*
Automated disress signal: Warning, warning, one of our customers is not liking their product. Repeat, one of our customers is not liking their product.
Bioware Happiness Officer: Okay, deploying 'COMPULSORY SATISFACTION' protocol!
*My place*
Mass Effect 3: We will deliver: Female salarians. Garrus. The love affair you'd been terrified wouldn't transfer. EDI in adorable AI mech. Jack as awesome Biotic teacher. A chance to give that poor sod his refund back. And a few more dialogue options.
Me: So what now? This game is now made of awesome? WTF just happened?
Automated disress signal: Warning, warning, one of our customers is not liking their product. Repeat, one of our customers is not liking their product.
Bioware Happiness Officer: Okay, deploying 'COMPULSORY SATISFACTION' protocol!
*My place*
Mass Effect 3: We will deliver: Female salarians. Garrus. The love affair you'd been terrified wouldn't transfer. EDI in adorable AI mech. Jack as awesome Biotic teacher. A chance to give that poor sod his refund back. And a few more dialogue options.
Me: So what now? This game is now made of awesome? WTF just happened?