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kayvsworld:

ok but why does captain america have a fitness challenge and why is it still being shown in schools. he took experimental super steroids and is currently an international fugitive

I WONDERED THAT TOO - isn’t Steve a wanted criminal now?? I mean, with Tony’s black eye and all, this is obviously RIGHT after the events in “Captain America: Civil War.” 

So unless everyone made up offstage and the movies are just chugging on like nothing happened…yes, Cap is a fugitive from justice. Even if Tony is secretly working with him - or at least benevolently aiding and abetting him, as he did at the end of “CACW” - you’d think Cap would be officially persona non grata in American schools at the moment.

Budget. Schools don’t have the money to reshoot these videos every time it becomes awkward. I bet if Hydra had made a video about learning German in the 1940s it would still be shown in Language class.

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hedgehog-goulash7:

kayvsworld:

ok but why does captain america have a fitness challenge and why is it still being shown in schools. he took experimental super steroids and is currently an international fugitive

I WONDERED THAT TOO - isn’t Steve a wanted criminal now?? I mean, with Tony’s black eye and all, this is obviously RIGHT after the events in “Captain America: Civil War.” 

So unless everyone made up offstage and the movies are just chugging on like nothing happened…yes, Cap is a fugitive from justice. Even if Tony is secretly working with him - or at least benevolently aiding and abetting him, as he did at the end of “CACW” - you’d think Cap would be officially persona non grata in American schools at the moment.

Budget. Schools don’t have the money to reshoot these videos every time it becomes awkward. I bet if Hydra had made a video about learning German in the 1940s it would still be shown in Language class.

@skull-bearer,,,,,have you taken a german class where they taught you how to speak german by showing you instructional videos made by the nazi science division. holy shit 

…. of course not. I was making a snide joke about school budgets and outdated teaching materials. I’m a teacher.

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I dreamed a bunch of local alt-right/nazis/whatever were having a gathering near my house. So my friends and I decided it would be the perfect time to beat the world record for building and playing the world’s largest vuvuzela. 

If I remember it snaked most of the way down the hill and the police had to get involved when we started to play it. The nazis were NOT happy.

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Anyone else want a very butch girlfriend who’ll protect you like a Fabergé egg?

Only if you regularly take your faberge egg bungee jumping.

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people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like

its not about how scary they are, they are/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol

can you imagine a 13 foot chicken running at you with full intent to eat you??? thats fucking terrifying holy shit

peacocks are synonymous with vain, frivolous beauty and they will attack cars. they will attack you while you try to get to your car. they’re like six feet of useless feathers and they will destroy you. imagine if they were carnivorous and had functional spurs. 

a t-rex could look like a gay disco ball and i guarantee that you would fucking book it if it had a problem with you

listen

listen

have you ever met a swan

if anything the birdier they get the scarier they are

Australia literally fought a war against giant birds AND FUCKING LOST

@kidwithheadphones

Overheard in the student lounge:

“Oh man, I can’t deal with birds ‘cause they’re dinosaurs and sometimes it’s like they get this glint in their eyes and they remember.”

“Have you ever interacted with a goose? ‘Cause those things are dicks.”

If chickens were still the size of a T-Rex we’d all be dead. No question.

Feathered creatures that give some serious lie to the idea that feathered dinosaurs ain’t scary:

This is a bearded vulture, or lammergeier. It’s four feet long and has a nine foot wingspan and it eats bones.

This is a shoebill stork. It dropped the duck without biting down shortly after the picture was taken, but if it had decided not to-

… it could have been the end of the road for that duck.

This is the last thing a fish sees before a macaroni penguin eats it.

This is a secretary bird in the act of demonstrating to Lord Voldemort that he came to the wrong neighborhood, ese.

This is a goose.

This is a vulture.

This is a cassowary on the attack. 

Be glad I couldn’t find the actual gif of a pelican swallowing a fish, because it’s freakin’ Lovecraftian in its HEADS SHOULD NOT BEND THAT WAY factor. You’ll have to settle for the idea of a feathered dinosaur suddenly going GLORP and devouring its victims whole just like this lady here.

Steven Spielberg didn’t create these. These are the feet of an emu.

And this is what happens when a swan (this one is named Asboy; his father was Mr. Asbo, the first swan in the UK to get named after an anti-social behavior order in ‘honor’ of his tendency to attack boaters) decides it doesn’t like you. I should probably note that this one attacked a cow.

Respect the feathered dinosaur, yo.

Terrifying. The last two illustrate why you did not fuck around with the Children of Lir.

I suspected that a dinosaur could have been feathered after I heard that a T-Rex is the chickens’ ancestor.

For those who think dinos aren’t cool because they’re feathered…whatever, mutherfuckers.  Evolution doesn’t give two shits what you think is cool or not.

You showed a cassowary on the attack, but forgot to show what exactly it’s attacking with. Their feet are nearly identical to the Emu’s, except for one minor, teeny tiny detail: A five-inch claw for killing motherfuckers, raptor-style.

This is like the “fuck birds master post” and I love it because Honestly,Fuck. Birds.

I love all of these, but vultures are one of my favourite birbs. Now I wonder if scavenging carnivorous dinosaurs, who had no beaks for reaching into the meat they ate, might have had feathers from the shoulders down but bald heads to avoid walking around with faces full of rotting ichor all day.

All of this is true, but for me the best part of dinos being birds is when I tell my kids they didn’t really die out. They’re still here with us. Those kids don’t care what they are, could be friggin goldfish, just to know they made it. They’re here now with us.