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i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

Put in the tags where you’re from and how you memorized the order of the compass

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Nissan has invented self ‘parking’ chairs. [video]

@captaintoxrogers Trudy needs these 😂

what happens if u clap during the meeting

have you ever been to a meeting? nobody claps. nobody wants to be there. meetings are hell and clapping is the last thing you want to do.

but what if u knew clapping would make dickhead john from accounting spill his coffee on his stupid fucking tie

you know what i was wrong and you are right that would change everything this is revolutionary technology and i welcome it and its chances to fuck over eli from marketing hell fucking yea

LOL, everyone knows this is a vampire board meeting.

No, they knew they were doomed so they wanted to make sure...

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No, they knew they were doomed so they wanted to make sure people’s last moments were slightly better due to music. They gave their lives to make people’s deaths better.

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Judgement: Would your muse ever go back to their most recent ex-lover?
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The Star: If your muse had one wish, what would it be?
The Magician: What would your muse draw if given paper and markers?
The Emperor: Name a time your muse has broken the rules.
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Temperance: Would your muse remain calm despite the worst circumstances?
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Justice: What's something your muse has been dying to admit or confess?
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The Devil: What was the worst relationship your muse has ever had?
The Tower: What event would trigger your muse's breaking point?