This is what you get when you teach small children and read the SCP Foundation

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I was dreaming that we were being pursued by SCP●●|●●●●●|●●|● which was kinda cool since that SCP is a sort of anti-meme and if you talk or write about it (in any detail, ion my dream, but mentioning it would be enough) it would come in and snatch you away. 

So it was a really brilliant survival horror where we were having to communicate either in pictograms or in veiled elliptical references to this thing for fear of being taken away, and it was getting really tense and exciting-

When Peppa Pig came in and turned out to speak fluent ●●|●●●●●|●●|● and it turned out it didn’t want to be hunting us really and didn’t have a choice about the body snatching thing and was actually very nice.

amandaseales: curiouscarson: toocutetopay: akai-kaede: nilesymon: i wonder if magic is real,...

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amandaseales:

curiouscarson:

toocutetopay:

akai-kaede:

nilesymon:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

My ankles never twist.  I’ve always been rather active, I did track for five years (all the running events), and one time while running I stepped in a hole, lost my shoe, and landed sprawling about five feet away.  I pulled my shoe on and kept running.

I have a coworker who somehow makes better coffee than everyone else even though the grounds come pre-measured and all you have to do is load them up and push a button.  I have a friend who has inch long nails that never break.  My brother can copy origami just by looking at the finished product and my mother can do the same with knots.  I knew a guy who never made an error when typing.

Maybe we all have little magics, the kind that you don’t realize you have.  Just tiny things that make your life slightly better but are completely unnoticed on the outside.

this is the cutest post i have ever read…

Nooo I’ve actually shared this theory before. Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking spaces. And I’ve never cracked my phone even though I drop it on the time and have an average case. Like what if everybody gets one trivial part of their life that they’re illogically lucky at?

“Little magics”

I used to win coin-tosses so often my brother would refuse to let me use them to decide who’s turn it was to choose the TV channel. Eventually my parents started agreeing with him,