sirnotappearinginthisblog: so nasa opened up applications to be an astronaut and all u have to have.

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sirnotappearinginthisblog:

so nasa opened up applications to be an astronaut and all u have to have is a degree in the “right” field like ok nasa i see how it is u think an english lit major cant go to space well then tell me whos gonna analyze homoerotic subtext in space??? i kno theres homoerotic subtext in space ive seen star wars AND star trek 

I should absolutely be accepted because if we find aliens WHO’S GOING TO TEACH THEM ENGLISH, NASA?

fialleril: pcklesthings: romanimp: oltanya: gemcuttlefish: bookhobbit: poorlydescribedpterrybook...

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fialleril:

pcklesthings:

romanimp:

oltanya:

gemcuttlefish:

bookhobbit:

poorlydescribedpterrybooks:

cenedrariva:

femvimes:

Describe the climax of your favorite Discworld book as poorly as possible

I’ll go first:

A berserk man solves a crime by yelling a children’s book underground

A banker/con artist sees a dog with a dildo and it gives him the freedom to confess to his crimes

A little girl fights off fairies by being greedy.

everyone get IN ON THIS

- Exhausted local man whacks a child’s terrifying haunted stick with a halfbrick in a sock and is blasted to another plane of reality for his pains

- A cranky old woman torments some vampires by not drinking a cup of tea

- Respectable young lady threatens some men and sort of discovers swearing, accidental reporter discovers his father is an even worse person than he thought

I was going to try and do this for Mort, but it’s kind of tge reverse situation in which the description of the climax sounds significantly more dire than it feels

Death hypocritically refuses to die on time. 

Goth Mary Poppins saves Christmas by thwarting an assassination attempt on Santa Claus.

@fialleril

A walking flowerpot declares independence and ruins the cattle industry.

The Inquisition didn’t expect that turtle.

The crisis in the Middle East is solved by arresting everyone.

White Middle Aged Author Makes Fun of the Classics He was Forced to Read as a Boy.

Yoyo makes it rain in Australia

angryfuckingwoman: were-wouf: La Source des Femmes (2011) You...

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angryfuckingwoman:

were-wouf:

La Source des Femmes (2011)

You fucking tell him!

Reminds me of a story where Mohammed was grooving with his dudes in a city, and this really hot woman goes past and Mohammed’s mate is like:

And Mohammed is like:

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socialistexan:

lambrini-socialism:

Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.

Slayer had a mixed relationship with nazis so I’m not surprised they’re all over authoritarianism.

the-mamishka is dead. long live the-mamishka

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the-mamishka:

First off, my apologies to those who have seen this before. Alas, repetition and reblogging is the best way to try to catch the most people on tumblr. Please know that I am sorry to spam you all this way.

To those who are seeing this for the first time, I accidentally deleted my entire tumblr and all of my sub-tumblrs. I lost 22 years of tumblr, 800+ names of people I was following and followers.

I sent a note to @staff, but they say there’s no way for me to get any of it back. So I’m asking everyone who sees this post to please reblog it so anyone else who was following me will know what has happened and so I can hopefully reconnect with my followers and people I followed.

Thank you for your understanding and your reblog!