butchlesbianbabe: ccold-as-ice: goathornsandblackwool: Hey...

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butchlesbianbabe:

ccold-as-ice:

goathornsandblackwool:

Hey millenials we have some more brands to kill.

Murder them millenials

Eat the rich

Dang I like coronas too

Any similar beers I can try instead anybody?

Desperados is nice. It’s produced by Heineken though and IDK how shitty they are.

vaspider: captain-snark: whyyoustabbedme: smh I hate when the...

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vaspider:

captain-snark:

whyyoustabbedme:

smh

I hate when the Trans people LIE. Like, why don’t we just make them wear something to let everyone know. Like…maybe an upside down pink triangle…

And when women wear push up bras they should be stoned. Like, bitch I thought you had titties and now my life is absolutely RUINED by your deception. 

And don’t let me get started on people who dye their hair. I mean, going about pretending your a natural brunette. I cannot even believe what people will do.

Also babies all look like genderless balls of fat and pudge so have at it cis

WHAT

Are you telling me that by the effects of HORMONES these women’s appearances are DIFFERENT from how they were when they were younger??

FOLX PLEASE DON’T BE FOOLED: EVERY ONE OF THESE WOMEN WAS ONCE… A BABY.

AND THEN BY APPLICATION OF HORMONES THEY BECAME… CHILDREN…

THEN… TEENAGERS…

THEN… ADULTS!

Be sure to ask for a baby picture so you know you’re not dating a GIANT BABY IN CLEVER DISGUISE!

The thing that makes me laugh is that these morons think they can tell the gender of a fucking baby.

Let’s see guys, which is the girl baby and the boy baby?

Only way you can tell is if you look at their crotches and if you’re actually expecting people to carry around pictures of baby genitalia…

thebaconsandwichofregret: preludeinz: this stupid fuckin

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

preludeinz:

this stupid fucking piece of shit fucking idiot

I’ve seen this headline twelve times and EVERY SINGLE TIME I google it, because I’m secretly hoping that it’s a hoax. But nope. He actually said it. In an officially released video. And I just can’t fucking believe it.

Here’s the thing, it was an official video. It was not live. They could have said ‘okay, that was dumb, try again’ but they didn’t. Either out of fear or reprisal or soul dead apathy. Or both.

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons

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ziasann:

Make it happen. SOUKOKU EDITION PLEASE

Go for it.

abandonedandurbex:Stairwell in an abandoned button factory This...

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abandonedandurbex:

Stairwell in an abandoned button factory

This makes you wonder how the fuck the buttons got there. Was there a great button rebellion? Did the last worker in the place do a Free Willie ending and threw buckets of buttons down the stairs? WTF happened here?

despazito: the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo

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despazito:

the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo