Oct. 1st, 2018

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Ice and Steel - Skull_Bearer - Dragonlance - Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman [Archive of Our Own]:

Chapters: 9/?
Fandom: Dragonlance - Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dalamar Argent/Raistlin Majere
Characters: Raistlin Majere, Dalamar Argent, Caramon Majere, Tanis Half-Elven, Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Kitiara Uth-Matar, Sturm Brightblade, Flint Fireforge, Miranda (Soulforge)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Soulforge, First Relationship, Mages being adorable, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, toxic families, Intolerance, Dalamar needs a hug, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Embarrassment, Accidental Voyeurism, Unwelcome Flirtation
Series: Part 2 of Ivory, Blood and Ebony
Summary:

Raistlin and Dalamar begin their relationship together in Solace, searching for a few years of quiet before the stormclouds of war finally break. Covers the events in Soulforge.

Raistlin has his birthday, Tanis and Dalamar meet properly and it goes as well as can be expected.
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garrettauthor:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.

Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.

But here we are.

Reblogging for both the commentary and the blog name.

On the plus side Animorphs is still pretty neat and the author is nice.
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speciesofleastconcern:

Human: I’m gonna plant these everywhere!

Plant:… not the outcome I was looking for but okay.
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So I was at the evening opening of the new English center I’m going to be teaching in, and the ceremony was about to start. They had some of the most random songs you can imagine playing as everyone took their chairs. I think I heard Barbie Girl, Gangnam style original, and a few kiddy songs from Super Simple.

I was grooving with some of the kids I’d been placement testing earlier, and feeling down because I hadn’t had the chance to dance to Gangdam style since the song ended just as I got there. Then the Pink Fong version of Baby Shark came on and I knew my time had come. 

I turned to the kid next to me and asked ‘Wanna dance?’ Furious nodding followed and we got up to the front of the stage- but nope, that wasn’t good enough for kids, she got on the stage. What the hell, I knew this dance. We got on stage and started Baby Sharking it for all to see.

At which point all the kids in the audience zerg rushed the stage and I found myself surrounded by about twenty to thirty kids, all of us bopping and singing. When the song ended I got them all in for a bow and I think my boss wants to marry me.
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gallusrostromegalus:

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

thebibliosphere:

Woe for I am a foolish mortal who dared to flirt too close to my dairy tolerance levels, and the gods of lactose intolerance and merciless and swift.

if it makes you fell any better i’m gluten intolerant and the other day I ate 40 pizza rolls myself in ten minutes and fell into a coma nap for about 5 hours

I just felt the remains of my soul leaving my body. Mallaidh Anne, no.

I’m currently shoving my face into the fur of an animal whose dander I am mildly allergic to. I am having some difficulty keeping my eyes open from the swelling. This is fine.

Me with a cup of coffee: five minutes of joy vs an entire day of feeling sick and being unable to think straight?

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