Oct. 26th, 2018

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It’s always said that Jane Seymour died giving birth to Edward. Like baby Edward came out and oops she’s gone. I think we should stop portraying it like that because Jane really suffered so much longer. There’s a couple theories of what actually killed her, but whatever it was caused a horrific infection, probably blood poisoning, and delirium. And she lingered for TWO. WEEKS. It’s almost treated as a joke, like “yeah when Henry finally found a wife that gave him a son she died hahahaha.” But imagine the unspeakable pain and exhaustion she went through. In a lot of cases of maternal mortality at this time we don’t have much detail at all, but with Jane we have a bit more than usual. And I think that gives us a lot of insight into what pregnancy and childbirth was like for medieval/Tudor women. They endured not only labor with no pain relief, but the psychological effects of knowing they could very well die trying to bring their children into the world. And we just don’t acknowledge that? We never think about the physical and mental fortitude it took for our female ancestors to go through that. Just because it was considered their role in life or their dynastic duty doesn’t mean the humanity of women was invented with modern obstetrics.

Okay but here’s the thing. If Jane Seymour had given birth in a dirt hovel, her husband a pig farmer and her doctor the local midwife, she would have lived.

Why? Because the royal doctors, the most learned of the learned and the most wise of the wise, would have failed first grad human biology. They had no fucking clue what went on in human bodies, their information was gleaned from various greek texts that were completely wrong, but held up as gospel. They couldn’t even touch the queen directly because they would be disrespectful.

Meanwhile, your average village midwife couldn’t read and probably thought the four humors was some kind filthy foreign muck. But she became a midwife by training with other midwives on how to actually deliver babies.

What killed Jane Seymour? It’s not entirely clear but it’s generally accepted that her placenta didn’t detach and come out with the baby. It stayed inside her, rotted and she died of septicemia. The doctors all stood around wringing their hands and applying leeches, but if there was just one local midwife called, she’d have stuck her hand up Queenie’s vag and gotten whole lot out, and everyone would have been fine.
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deadcatwithaflamethrower:

thebisquid:

mostlysignssomeportents:

My name is Kelsey Juliana and I’m suing the United States government
for causing and accelerating the climate change crisis. I’m 22 years old
and I’ve been a climate activist for more than half of my life.

I know that young people like me, and others who have yet to be born,
have a right to a safe climate system. The constitution guarantees all
Americans the right to life, liberty, and property. But how is anyone
supposed to live a life of freedom amid a climate crisis? My own
government is violating my constitutional rights by its ongoing and
deliberate actions that cause climate change and it’s not right.

I, along with 20 other young people from around the country, filed a lawsuit against the federal government in 2015, called Juliana v. United States.

We’re not asking for money. Instead, we’re asking the court to order
the government to develop and implement a National Climate Recovery Plan
based on the best available science.

This plan should end the reign of fossil fuels and quickly
decarbonize our atmosphere so that we can stabilize our climate system
before it’s too late.

The longer we go without climate recovery, the more we risk allowing our climate to spiral completely out of control.

And the climate is spiraling out of control, no matter how many
politicians claim we’re experiencing normal fluctuations or, worse, a
“hoax.” All of the expert witnesses in our lawsuit say that we are
currently—already—in the “danger zone” and an “emergency situation” with
only 1°C of planetary heating. Allowing the planet to heat up any more
is not safe for our species, as well as so many others. And according to
the Trump administration’s most recent environmental impact statement,
the planet could heat as much as 7°F before the end of this century. We
cannot allow this to happen because we simply will not survive.

We originally filed our lawsuit against the Obama administration.
That administration tried to have the case dismissed, but the judge
ruled in our favor and found that we should be allowed to go to trial.

In 2017, the Trump administration inherited the lawsuit and it has
done everything in its power, employing every conceivable tactic, to
deny my fellow plaintiffs and me our right to present our case in court.
This administration is so fiercely attempting to silence our voices.

At this point, every level of the federal judiciary—the U.S. District
Court, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, and the Supreme Court—has
denied the Trump administration’s efforts to have the case thrown out.
Yet it will not halt its efforts to avoid standard legal procedures and
confront us, the nation’s youth, in court.

Our trial is officially scheduled to begin on October 29, 2018 in Eugene, Oregon.

What we’re asking for could change everything.

My fellow plaintiffs and I want you with us as we head into the
courtroom to confront the United States government for knowingly
violating our constitutional rights. Supporters will hold rallies in
every state around the country, so if you can’t be with us in Eugene, find your local rally here.

Get regular updates by following @youthvgov on social media.

You can learn more about this case and get regular trial updates by tuning in to the No Ordinary Lawsuit podcast here.

Lastly, if you have the means, click here to make a donation to Our Children’s Trust, the nonprofit organization that supports our lawsuit and many others like it around the country.

https://boingboing.net/2018/10/23/our-childrens-trust.html

@deadcatwithaflamethrower @thebibliosphere @glumshoe

Boosting!
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sharpestscalpel:

prismatic-bell:

razielim:

so @carpedm87 and i were laughing about tumblr sex ed and…

imma help you guys out a little bc tumblr has obviously scared half of y’all into thinking that anal is difficult and fanfiction porn is too clean and that if you use less than a whole cup of lube, you will die

cleaning:

have a nice, solid poop ahead of time

that’s it. you’re done

probably not something anyone cares to read about in a fanfic. ok to skip

your rectum is empty most of the time anyway

umm…. enemas sound like overkill to me personally, but i guess if you want to?

lubing:

use some, i guess. probably don’t use none

some people prefer more? some prefer less?

stretching:

idk never heard of her

condoms:

wear them irl

up to you whether you include them in fic? im not your moral compass

inserting:

relax and think about wanting the dick inside you

your body does the rest

literally, relax. if you’ve pooped poops the size of the dick, and you’ve used some lube, it’ll fit

the ol’ “one-two-dick”:

all the fingering stuff is just foreplay that feels good. pleasure helps you relax

if you don’t need it and you’re psyched about dick without it, ok to skip

you don’t have to skip it if you like it

i personally think it’s boring to read 80% of the time. other people will get squicked out if it’s skipped. write what you want

after:

sometimes your butt is sore?

sometimes it’s not?

idk, depends. neither is unrealistic

irl, wash things that went in your butt with soap and warm water

in fic, do you want to write about clean up? is it part of the story? if not, laugh at anyone that tries to shame you into including this

that’s it. that’s literally it. go write porn

https://www.squidge.org/minotaur/classic/eroc.html

Time to bring this back, I think. NSFW for demonstration images involving lots of dicks and also a kinks page. If you’re under 18, just don’t click that (and don’t come bitching to me if you do click it and get offended, I told you what was under there).

Fandom younglings, by which I mean anybody under approximately the age of 30, meet Minotaur.

Minotaur, sadly, passed away in 2009. But his friends have ensured his page stays up and lives on. He was a valued member of the early Internet fannish community, and his best-known contribution to it–the one to which I have just linked you–was “I am a gay man, here is how to write gay sex.” You can learn more about him as a person and fandomer here: https://fanlore.org/wiki/Minotaur

And while his famous guide uses very outdated fandom terminology (yep, it still says “slash” all over the damn place), and you can definitely tell the website’s layout hasn’t been touched in–literally–17 years, it’s still a great place to start, and I use it as a resource to this day.

It’s been here for you possibly since shortly after you were born, lovingly crafted for you by a fandom elder. Honor and use it.

YES USE AND REMEMBER.

(Or try anal. It’s a delight.

Unless it isn’t your thing, which is also valid.)

Everything I learnt about writing gay sex came from Minotaur.
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jackiemp94nsfw:

I really love them ❤️❤️

I love how Eddie is covered in bitemarks.
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siniristiriita:

Shit I know about the Venom movie, not having seen it, having never picked up a comic book and only been exposed to it by secondhand fandom on Tumblr

Venom is the gooey black alien dude. He comes from space to destroy humanity but apparently likes tater tots and mr. princess lips too much.

Tom Hardy climbs into a lobster tank. It wasn’t scripted but they put it in the movie anyway because you gotta do what you gotta do when you’re working with children, animals or Tom Hardy.

There’s a woman that the straight people assume is a love interest, and some rich bastard I assume is the villain. Plenty of things imply that the movie has a plot.

Tom Hardy’s princess lips.

Plenty of things imply that the movie has a plot.

We’re done here, everyone go home. This is a best summary of this movie ever.
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when-did-this-become-difficult:

Eddie Brock was an unemployed white guy who just got broken up with living in a crappy apartment due to the power of an evil guy mostly out of his control…and yet I never got that weird itchy feeling about him because instead of turning his misfortune into resentment against the world, he just put his head down and went about his business, maintaining friendly bantery friendships with random women across the city, respecting his ex’s wishes, and that’s why I loved and trusted him, because I knew even before any Superhero Decisions came up that he was a good guy

This is a very good point.

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