Dec. 31st, 2018

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“Coffee shop AUs redefine escapism from wild fantasies about dragons and space travel to the comforting ideal of having a steady job and supportive relationships. For a generation who came of age during the Great Recession, living in a time of constant political trauma, it’s not hard to understand the appeal.”



How coffee shop romance became fanfic’s hottest genre

This is a good article but also I didn’t read carefully before sharing with someone to whom I am attempting to explain the varied and wonderful nuances of fandom

And my lack of close reading means I have now spent an afternoon attempting to explain Omegaverse to a coworker without becoming a walking, talking sexual harassment suit. 

Omegaverse explained for the laymen (in a way that hopefully won’t get you brought up on harassment charges): Omegaverse is an AU idea that’s fairly popular. It’s basically what if humans had Ponfar and people of all genders could get give birth and sire kids.

Once again laughing so hard I’m crying. But at Sam this time.

Or you could tell them fandom is obsessed with romance by blood type.

Actually I came pretty close to @chibifukurou‘s version, though we did get deep into a discussion of how many genders there are in ABO fics (”So there are three genders?”  “Technically six in most, since you have an ABO alignment but retain your sex characteristics.”  “But why would you – “  “DO NOT ASK ME.”) and also the possible ancestry of ABO fics in mpreg. 

She was actually super astute about the gender politics of ABO, slash, and mpreg, so it went….more well than it would have with someone else. But yeah until I said “Pon farr” I was havin’ a real hard time explaining the whole concept of heats. 

I’m about 80% sure ABO actually came into fandom from a canon, like, there was a series of novels featuring this concept, but I don’t know the details. 

Being a fandom old, I remember they originally migrated over from werewolf fandoms.
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Scientist's accidental discovery makes coral grow 40x faster:
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It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.

!!!!

Wasn’t that basically how they found penicillin? Like one guy got his sample contaminated with mold and the next week the world changed.
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Reblog this if you want readers to come into your ask box and ask for the “director’s commentary” on a particular story, section of a story, or set of lines. 

Or, send in a ⭐star⭐  to have the author select a section they’ve been dying to talk about!
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Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.

‘All that you need to know about boars can be summed up in the fact that if you wish to hunt them, you must have a specially made boar spear. This spear has a crosspiece on it to prevent the boar from charging the length of the spear, driving it all the way through his own body, to savage the human holding the other end.’

-Boar and Apples, T. Kingfisher

fuck OFF

Note that pigs are also HUGE. So, yes, they ARE slightly larger pigs.

So I grew up in the city and have never seen a pig in real life and I just googled it and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

I thought they were like labrador sized, like, fat labradors, not mini-cows.

every time I see this post there are more people discovering how fuck off huge pigs actually are and I love it I thought this was a thing everyone knew but clearly not and I’m laughing 

This is me with our Tamworth boar, a heritage breed closer to their wild cousins than the Yorkshire above. I am a fully grown, average sized human. He was a gentle sweetie who, sadly, is no longer with us. His name was Mr. Big. 

FUCK OFF

Forever laffin’ at people who don’t understand how enormous, terrifying, and tenacious wild boar are. 

They’re like if bears had knives protruding from their closed mouths and Didn’t Know When To Quit. Their survival instincts when they’re wounded aren’t “run away and minimize injury” it’s “take the thing that hurt you down with you” They also make sounds like someone crossed a pig with an alligator.

Their head and neck alone can be like the size of an entire human torso.

Also forever laffin’ at people who think pigs are tiny, ‘cause we designed those things can get in the neighbourhood of a thousand pounds in ideal circumstances. 

It’s like when people assume Tuna must be small because they’ve only ever experienced them in hockey puck form.

Like seriously why the fuck y'all think everyone FREAKED THE HELL OUT when Dorothy fell into the pig pen in Wizard of Oz? It’s because pigs are HUGE and weigh a shitton and would crush her in an instant.

also dont they eat like, basically anything?

YUP. Pigs will eat people, if given the chance. They dgaf.

That’s why boar hunters use a team of very tenacious dogs to hold the boar so they can be speared without fucking you up. The dogs wear body armour. 

I’ve heard stories of people shooting boars, and if it didn’t kill them, it just pissed them off. 

how the hell did we ever domesticate these things?

…“how the hell did we ever domesticate these things?”

Very carefully, I would imagine.

WIld boar babies are rather cute, like living humbugs…

…but the adults and their ferocity have been associated with warriors for thousands of years, from Mycenaean Greece (a helmet made from sections of boar tusk)…

…through Celtic Europe (reconstructed carnyx war-horns and standards)…

…Ancient Rome (the crest of Legion 20 “Valeria Victrix”). A couple more legions also used a boar as their crest - I wonder did they squabble over which was the “right” one the way a couple of Swiss cantons had a little war over whose bear was best…?

…then Anglo-Saxon and pre-Viking helmet crests…

…right up to the late Middle Ages (here the white boar badge of Richard Duke of Gloucester, later Richard III of England)…

…and the blue boar badge of the Earl of Oxford,
more usually represented by the De Vere arms, quarterly gules and or, in
the first a molet argent.

After Richard was defeated at Bosworth in 1485, there was a run on blue
paint as inn-signs were changed to reflect new loyalties since Oxford
was on the winning side…

And pigs will definitely eat people.

It gets mentioned in the movie “Snatch”, the book/movie “Hannibal” and the webcomic “Lackadaisy Cats”, among numerous other fictional sources, and IRL it’s suspected to be the reason why numerous missing persons have stayed missing.

More here (another comment to this same OP) and here (slightly different).

Here’s some boar-hunting armour for dogs, ancient…

…and modern…

…and the modern one looks very like a simple style of ancient…

So when Odysseus’s old nurse recognizes him by the scar he got from the boar-tusk slash that almost killed him… now you get the resonance.

This post…it just really went places on me.

I hope you read this entire post, and that it made your entire day so much better, even if just for a few moments, like it did mine.

giant fuckoff alligator wolves

My entire thoughts on boars:

Delicious with juniper berries and crispy potatoes.

Also, there are boars in Europe that are a thousand times more terrifying, because—thanks to Chernobyl—they are not only aggressive people-killers with sharp knives in their mouths but are also radioactive.

Due to the large forested areas in Berlin, it’s the only European capital where there is a non-zero chance you could be killed by a wild boar. They’re not in the least scared of humans and have taken to rampaging through dustbins for food.
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aiwa-sensei:

Happy New Year!

Parties and fireworks are fun but remember to take care of your loved pets and parasites <3

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Oh, poor Venom, big explosions do not have good associations for him :(
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Jesus fuck never let a 16 year old DM.

He’s damn good but he’s having a meltdown over things not going exactly his way. First he and I had a spat over a homebrew class he suggested (fixed when I went back to a core class), and now he and another player and having it out because the player’s character is as flat as cardboard. 

I mean, I get it, it was a prerequisite of the game to have an in depth character background (I’m playing Nate so I had no issues on that front.) but it’s not worth getting pissed over.

(Nate is enjoying being a refugee from the underdark, born as a slave to mindflayers and literally only now reaching the surface world. He failed a perception check hard last session and suddenly everything was mindflayers and he had a panic attack in front of the bad guys who were all o_O about it. Then he shot them. In the face. Because he’s Nate Brooks muthafucker.)

Ow. Other player just got kicked out of the game after going on a swear-a-thon. Hope this doesn’t sink the game :( I like Nate.
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eabevella:

Happy New Year everyone. I hope you can share 2019 with the ones you love, or just be content with yourself (like me).

So I cried for about a week. Thank you. Thank you so much.
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One thing I love about reading Symbrock fics is the differing opinions on people consumption.

You have your vegetarian Venom fics were they figure out how to use chocolate and phenethylamine to not eat people and live happily ever after,

Then you have the stories like mine were they eat people, but just as a side note to the plot. You know, casual cannibalism.

And, while I’ve never read a story were Vee gets a bit too hungry and accidentally tears through a whole gang strong house, now I’d kinda like to. I’d call it, “The Very Hungry Symbiote.”

there’s one where Vee takes a bite out of eddie during sex 

There are SEVERAL where V bites Eddie during sex. A few where Eddie begs him too and they all just perfect

wHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

@goreismyforte Later today I’ll see if I can find them

I wrote one were Venom eats Eddie’s heart and it’s the most romantic thing.
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So in Peru in the new year people fight to get out the aggression from the whole past year. Which makes me wonder-

How many people are lining up to punch my dad and why the fuck aren’t I one of them?

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