Yes but the trick is they’re talking to other

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Yes but the trick is they’re talking to other men. ‘Do you really want to live in a world where you have to put in the minimum amount of effort to be a decent human being?’

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slow-riot:

institute-for-thermal-research:

durbikins:

lmaonade:

hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now. 

who?

what is this person talking about

This post gives me a great idea for seven books and eight movies

Just keep it to that.

pukicho: yukigitsune: pukicho: I’ve noticed a

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pukicho:

yukigitsune:

pukicho:

I’ve noticed a trend in life. The larger a thing is, the more likely it is to be evil. This applies to companies, youtubers, people, and mountains. 

in cases of dogs the direct opposite is true

A notable outlier

Also animals in general

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larkiaquail:

thehighwayphantom:

cornfield-cryptid:

cruzfucker69:

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

why the fuck is this so funny

Because it’s Monty Python, who do you think invented humor?

There was an app called blue whale which made the user self harm

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Thank you! Now I know something!

I… didn’t see that twist coming. Jesus

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I… didn’t see that twist coming. Jesus fuck.

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onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL in 1201, Genghis Khan was shot in the neck during a battle, and asked the defeated army who had shot “his horse”, trying to downplay the injury. The archer voluntarily confessed to shooting Genghis Khan and refused to beg for mercy, so the Khan spared him, turning him into a great general.

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“Yo, which one of you shot my ride?” Shouts Genghis Khan, 10 liters of blood obviously squirting from his jugular vein, but he is not going to start giving a fuck today or any day

“Yeah, it was me, what are you gonna do about it, Temujin?” Says Zurgadai of the Besud, AKA the Daily Zurg Rush AKA Motherfucking Steppe Legolas AKA Jebe, who had no room in his quiver for fucks either. “You mad that an archer shot an arrow and hit, you fuck, you absolute cunttyrant?”

Genghis Khan:

So given that I’m now on the last episode of

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So given that I’m now on the last episode of Elementary Season 6, which Season 7 not out yet. I need to find a new TV show to watch while I’m at the gym. Ideally something long running so I’ve got a big backlog to get through before worrying about new stuff….

….

Fuck it, go big or go home. Season one, Episode one. 1963.

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bluecaptions:

How English has changed in the past 1000 years.

I maintain they were all written by me after increasing amounts of vodka.

Bell, Book and Candle - Skull_Bearer - Venom (Movie 2018) [Archive of Our Own]

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Bell, Book and Candle - Skull_Bearer - Venom (Movie 2018) [Archive of Our Own]:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Venom (Movie 2018), Venom (Comics)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote
Characters: Eddie Brock | Venom, Venom, Carlton Drake, Dora Skirth
Additional Tags: Demon AU, Demon Summoning, Cultist Drake, Demon Sex, Incubus venom, Rituals, Demon Deals, Cannibalism, Bondage, Venom’s tongue, Blow Jobs, Church Sex
Summary: 

The bodies are piling up in the wake of Carlton Drake, and intrepid reporter Eddie Brock is determined to get to the bottom of this. He was ready for serial killers, mutant experiments, even aliens, but he could never have imagined what he’d find in a small New York church.

For @someonesneaky! I loved your prompt so much I did a full fic.

Symbrock prompt, if you please: Eddie is close to uncovering a demon-worshipping cult led by Drake.

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You got a full fic! Congratulations I loved your prompt.