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derinthemadscientist:
Hey, you! Are you incredibly lonely? Do you want a friend who you can pour your heart out to, every thought and emotion and sevret fear? Someone who will be with you always, and won’t separate from you for more than a few hours every few days?
Participate in The Sharing’s new Buddy Program! We have a Brain Buddy for everyone – from the loner looking to a friend, to the bored student wanting someone to entertain them with witty commentary throughout class. Do you want access to a second language or complex skill without having to learn it yourself? Do you want to be fit, but lack the discipline to move your own muscles through exercise every day? Are you fascinated by alien life and want to be on the cutting edge of alien contact, working in a real alien organisation and operating real alien machinery and spaceships? Come down to The Sharing, tell us what you want, and we’ll find the best Brain Buddy for you!
Conditions apply.
rjalker:
You know I’m pretty sure the Sharing would have a lot more recruits if they were just honest about what they were doing
*LOLing hard at Conditions apply.*
derinthemadscientist:
Hey, you! Are you incredibly lonely? Do you want a friend who you can pour your heart out to, every thought and emotion and sevret fear? Someone who will be with you always, and won’t separate from you for more than a few hours every few days?
Participate in The Sharing’s new Buddy Program! We have a Brain Buddy for everyone – from the loner looking to a friend, to the bored student wanting someone to entertain them with witty commentary throughout class. Do you want access to a second language or complex skill without having to learn it yourself? Do you want to be fit, but lack the discipline to move your own muscles through exercise every day? Are you fascinated by alien life and want to be on the cutting edge of alien contact, working in a real alien organisation and operating real alien machinery and spaceships? Come down to The Sharing, tell us what you want, and we’ll find the best Brain Buddy for you!
Conditions apply.
rjalker:
You know I’m pretty sure the Sharing would have a lot more recruits if they were just honest about what they were doing
*LOLing hard at Conditions apply.*
