skull_bearer | Posting from an Airport (Reply)

This is possibly the daftest airport I've ever had the privelege of being stuck in. I should have known things were bad when the preson I asked for directions was amazed that the airport handled international flights at all. Since Ryanair has sold its soul to IKEA in return for sheer proliferation it does fly from Lodz to London, but that's about all I can say about it. There are two rooms, one of them, the one I'm in, has the cheak in, restaurant, car hire, help desk, waiting room, cash machine and christmas tree. In the other (which is roughly the size of my room at home) is an all-polish bookshopand toilets. That's it. And I'm stuck here for six hours. I'm writing this on what passes fo the internet cafe. I asked at the helpdesk if they had internets, and they said yes. The woman then calmly picked up her laptop and handed it to me. I'm now typing this at the helpdesk, standing up.

In other news, I've just finished Victor Hugo's the Hunchback of Notre Dame, which is very good but I don't know how the hell disney pairs Esmerelda with the captain, I mean, what the fuck? Pair her off with the philosopher, even if he is an author insertation (to Mary-suers, that's how you do it) becuase he's the only one who both a) actually loves her in a healthy way and b) isn't fucked over into madness.