Spending too long on ASoIF forums...
Mar. 22nd, 2006 01:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
skull_bearerIt's 1am, and my life's gotten so shitty that all I can do is laugh. Here's an extract from one of my posts on the forum:
What if the Wildlings, Others, and who knows what else simply went AROUND the Wall?
This just begs a spoof.
Three Others leading their undead armies, they've just devastated a Night Watch camp, and one of them's found a map
*long silence*
Other #1: You mean to say... That after all these millenia of throwing everything we have at this bloody block of ice, we could have gone around it?
Other #2+3: *shamed nods*
*shuffle shuffle*
Other #1: We're never gonna live this one down.
They then proceed around the Wall, ignore Jon and the rest entirely, take over Westros, and kill Daenarys and her dragons in a daring plot involving, UnCatelyn, a goat and a bowl of porridge. The End
How was that for pure random stupidity?
And if you don't understand what i'm talking about, then you had better read A Song of Ice and Fire before I have Shagga come over , cut off your manhoods and throw them to the goats, crows, fire or whatever's handy.
Skull Bearer.
What if the Wildlings, Others, and who knows what else simply went AROUND the Wall?
This just begs a spoof.
Three Others leading their undead armies, they've just devastated a Night Watch camp, and one of them's found a map
*long silence*
Other #1: You mean to say... That after all these millenia of throwing everything we have at this bloody block of ice, we could have gone around it?
Other #2+3: *shamed nods*
*shuffle shuffle*
Other #1: We're never gonna live this one down.
They then proceed around the Wall, ignore Jon and the rest entirely, take over Westros, and kill Daenarys and her dragons in a daring plot involving, UnCatelyn, a goat and a bowl of porridge. The End
How was that for pure random stupidity?
And if you don't understand what i'm talking about, then you had better read A Song of Ice and Fire before I have Shagga come over , cut off your manhoods and throw them to the goats, crows, fire or whatever's handy.
Skull Bearer.
