After watching Hellboy
Aug. 18th, 2008 01:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
skull_bearerSkull Bearer: Okay, welcome to your new home. I hope you'll soon make new friends, because you'll certainly make enemies. The bathrooms are on the left, the living area is on the right, The Closet is at the end of the corridor. And here is your- Uh, hello? Kroenen? KROENEN! Great, he's run off already.
*muffed screaming coming from Mengele's lab, in itself, not unusual, but right now...*
Skull Bearer: Oh. Great. Look, I know you're eager and all, but you can at least wait until I've... finished... the.... tour...
Mengele: You were saying?
Skull Bearer: ...Dear God that's hot.
Mengele: And he's enjoying it.
Kroenen: *incoherent but happy screaming*
Skull Bearer: Okay, better idea. You give him the tour. I'll just sit here and, um, watch.
Best thing that happened all month. Hot clockwork Nazi masocist with interest in demonology and a surgical fetish. I swear, if he didn't exist I'd have had to invent him.
*muffed screaming coming from Mengele's lab, in itself, not unusual, but right now...*
Skull Bearer: Oh. Great. Look, I know you're eager and all, but you can at least wait until I've... finished... the.... tour...
Mengele: You were saying?
Skull Bearer: ...Dear God that's hot.
Mengele: And he's enjoying it.
Kroenen: *incoherent but happy screaming*
Skull Bearer: Okay, better idea. You give him the tour. I'll just sit here and, um, watch.
Best thing that happened all month. Hot clockwork Nazi masocist with interest in demonology and a surgical fetish. I swear, if he didn't exist I'd have had to invent him.
