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gehayi:
marriagehoney:
Why do all of these great celebrities keep dying at like 50-60 while the world’s nastiest tangerine is 70, still alive, and about to become the motherfucking president.
Because Heaven won’t have him and the Devil doesn’t want him. (Seriously, would you want to have to live in the same realm as the Tantruming Toddler for all eternity?)
I vote for bringing back the Viking afterlife where he’d just be eaten by Nidhoggr and that would be the end of it.
gehayi:
marriagehoney:
Why do all of these great celebrities keep dying at like 50-60 while the world’s nastiest tangerine is 70, still alive, and about to become the motherfucking president.
Because Heaven won’t have him and the Devil doesn’t want him. (Seriously, would you want to have to live in the same realm as the Tantruming Toddler for all eternity?)
I vote for bringing back the Viking afterlife where he’d just be eaten by Nidhoggr and that would be the end of it.