Mad Dogs and Englishmen

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Kinda puzzled by these people who put out posts defending Taika Waititi against the backlash about Jojo Rabbit. I’m like- people.

There is no backlash.

Literally no one is pissed off about this movie bar neo-nazis.

The only people on the anti Taika Waititi tag on tumblr are the three drunk Loki fangirls who didn’t like Thor: Ragnorok.

I think people are going to just… like this movie.

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scifi-fantasy-horror:

by  B I M A

Isn’t that Long John Silver from Treasure Planet?

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“Kill your darlings” was an expression Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch came up with, to tell young writers not to fall in love with a particularly fine passage. He wrote,

If you here require a practical rule of me, I will present you with this: ‘Whenever you feel an impulse to perpetrate a piece of exceptionally fine writing, obey it—whole-heartedly—and delete it before sending your manuscript to press. Murder your darlings.’

It doesn’t mean “Kill all your characters”. Or even, “Don’t treat your characters with compassion and love.” Even when bad things happen to them, as they will.

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Apparently making a politics post is an excuse to be absolutely mobbed by bots. if you aren’t a bot and you’re following me, please make sure you’ve got something posted on your tumblr because I’m going to be blocking all the empty tumblrs.

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featherquillpen:

The next Dæmorphing fic, “The Cost of the Fight,” is coming soon to an AO3 near you, so have some random inconsequential spoilers!

In this fic, Loren compares stretch marks with the governor of California, Taxxons try to pun, Lourdes argues with a chatbot, Marco incites an armed riot, and Tom has to kick Jake’s mind out of the gutter. 

W00t

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Redemption.

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shadowy-dumbo-octopus:

Yeah, she does get a bit better after a bit. Don’t expect too much, though.

thispalekid:

So I’m reading streams of silver and am a bit disappointed in how salvatore wrote Catti-brie. Does she get better? She’s just a pawn in this book and kind of wimpy. I was under the impression that she was a badass fighter.

I mean she’s not stupid and she does try to keep a level head, but I thought she was stronger and braver. Or is Entreri just supposed to be that scary or something? She’s not a bad character, she’s just not what I was expecting since she seemed more into the action (most of it happens of screen) in the other book.

Idk I want more from her since she’s kind of only girl in the fucking group.

In Legacy she goes hiking through the Underdark on her own to save Drizzt’s dumbass so she’s pretty cool in that one.

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marsupials-of-mars:

lochnessmonsterofficial:

zionthepansexual:

dangerbooze:

OH MY GOD

:O!!! >:)=-=

I’ve held that pose on a mat and I am in awe. I can barely hold that pose for 30 second. 

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samwise-the-true-hero:

nightrhain:

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nickthepigeon:

stealing-your-wife:

espeoradar:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

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Step on a lego.