I WANTED TO PUNCH YOU SO HARD AND GIVE YOU EVERY FUCKING AWARD FROM THE OSCAR TO THE CROIS DE...

[skull_bearer]

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I WANTED TO PUNCH YOU SO HARD AND GIVE YOU EVERY FUCKING AWARD FROM THE OSCAR TO THE CROIS DE GUERRE

YOU WERE THE WORLD’S BIGGEST ARSEHOLE AND MADE THE BEST AND MOST PRECIOUS WORK OF ART THIS CENTURY*

AND YOU NEVER EVEN FUCKING UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE FUCK YOU MADE

YOU WERE SO FUCKING CLUELESS I WANTED TO PUT MY HEAD THROUGH A WALL EVERY TIME I READ AN INTERVIEW WITH YOU

YOU ARE A FUCKING MONKEY THAT WROTE SHAKESPEARE

AND NOW YOU’RE DEAD AND YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND

YOU STOLE THE GREATEST TREASURE EVER AND GAVE IT FOR FREE AND INSISTED YOU’RE NOT A THIEF

YOU ARE A BASTARD A BASTARD A BASTARD AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THE BARBERSHOP THING

OR THE BELZEC THING OH MY GOD I’D FORGOTTEN THE BELZEC THING

YOU HAVE ALL THE EMPATHY OF A GNAT

HAD. HAD ALL THE EMPATHY OF A GNAT

BECAUSE YOU’RE DEAD

OH FUCK ME.

*AND I ONLY PUT THE THIS CENTURY QUALIFIER IN BECAUSE I DON’T THINK SHOAH QUITE OUTDOES THE CHAUVET CAVE