Yepp. (And let's not forget: every apocalypse usually means the sole survivors get to have sex in the end. This is enough to make the prospect seem vaguely tempting.) *happily ignores the fact that her survival skills are zero*
Yes, that was my idea, too. *is sexually frustrated*
Unfortunately, it'd probably go like this: Newsspeaker: "blah... zombie attack... end of the world...blah" SV: "YAY! APOCALYPSE! I'm getting laid!" Zombie: *has snuck in the back door* Nope. Din'tcha hear the rules? Only the sole survivors get to have sex in the end! And also: BRAIIIIINZZZ!!!1!1!!" SV: *gets eaten by zombie horde*
Because I'm not really big on RL sex, to be honest, and since most sex after a zombiepocalypse would be to repopulate the planet... I think I'd rather just be eaten. Much simpler.
No one said anything about repopulation... (In that case, eat me too, please!) I was referring more to the special kind of "We have lost everything and everyone we loved is dead" hurt-comfort sex.
I'm not really big on RL sex O_o I won't ask "Why?" or any further questions (or say "You just need to find the right guy", because that sentence is just plain awful). I guess it'd become rather too personal for your tastes. On second thought, I guess it already /was/ personal. *winces* Sorry! *writes "I must not try to discuss Skull Bearer's personal problems" 500 times on the blackboard*
Perhaps it's not exactly asexual then. Perhaps there is some sort of extra category? Or you've never had really good RL sex? (In which case I should probably have joined your not-quite-asexual category long ago, instead of still being such an unhappy nymphomaniac... ";-P)
True. Remind me to get you really, really drunk the next time we meet. Ouch! *hides from the numerous blunt heavy objects thrown at her* "X-D But I guess nothing would look appealing, even when utterly drunk, if you truly were asexual. *continues tactless discussion*
And even Wikipedia isn't at its most helpful. This ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_aversion_disorder ) was the closest I could find, but somehow whoever wrote this (anyway over-generalised) article, seems to assume that everyone has a partner and that a marital therapy is the best cure. *headdesk* But I like his/her theory that it might be due to hormones or a lack of minerals in one's diet... (The former, okaaay, the latter, WTF?) And apparently there's no distinction between not wanting sex at all and not wanting sex with real people.
Wow, the toppic is complicated enough as to give me a headache. How fitting.
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Date: 2007-06-13 07:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-13 09:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-13 10:18 pm (UTC)(And let's not forget: every apocalypse usually means the sole survivors get to have sex in the end. This is enough to make the prospect seem vaguely tempting.) *happily ignores the fact that her survival skills are zero*
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Date: 2007-06-14 08:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-14 09:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-15 02:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-16 03:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-15 09:54 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-15 10:13 pm (UTC)*is sexually frustrated*
Unfortunately, it'd probably go like this:
Newsspeaker: "blah... zombie attack... end of the world...blah"
SV: "YAY! APOCALYPSE! I'm getting laid!"
Zombie: *has snuck in the back door* Nope. Din'tcha hear the rules? Only the sole survivors get to have sex in the end! And also: BRAIIIIINZZZ!!!1!1!!"
SV: *gets eaten by zombie horde*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-15 10:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-15 10:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-16 12:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-16 05:57 am (UTC)I'm not really big on RL sex
O_o
I won't ask "Why?" or any further questions (or say "You just need to find the right guy", because that sentence is just plain awful). I guess it'd become rather too personal for your tastes. On second thought, I guess it already /was/ personal. *winces* Sorry! *writes "I must not try to discuss Skull Bearer's personal problems" 500 times on the blackboard*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-16 12:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-16 12:48 pm (UTC)And you really shouldn't be able to write such wonderful porn then.(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-16 03:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-16 03:16 pm (UTC)Or you've never had really good RL sex? (In which case I should probably have joined your not-quite-asexual category long ago, instead of still being such an unhappy nymphomaniac... ";-P)
(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-16 03:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-16 04:04 pm (UTC)Remind me to get you really, really drunk the next time we meet.Ouch! *hides from the numerous blunt heavy objects thrown at her*"X-D
But I guess nothing would look appealing, even when utterly drunk, if you truly were asexual. *continues tactless discussion*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-17 01:36 pm (UTC)Remind me to get you really, really drunk the next time we meet.*nods in silent encouragement*
(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-17 05:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-16 04:22 pm (UTC)But I like his/her theory that it might be due to hormones or a lack of minerals in one's diet... (The former, okaaay, the latter, WTF?) And apparently there's no distinction between not wanting sex at all and not wanting sex with real people.
Wow, the toppic is complicated enough as to give me a headache. How fitting.
(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-16 05:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-17 09:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-06-13 07:37 pm (UTC)Or is the sky falling?
*finds an umbrella.*
just a thought...
Date: 2007-06-15 06:08 pm (UTC)