More Mutant Tests

[skull_bearer]

I did some more, but my computer ate them, so I've decided to try again. Developing your characters through memes! All the tests are from OKCupid.

Am I Gay?

10.	How often do you use the word "uber"? <input ... >What does it mean? <input ... >Rarely <input ... >Sometimes <input ... >Many times a day!

Erik: Only if I'm speaking German, which I hate and avoid at all times.
Skull Bearer: I'll put that down as option one then.

11.	Take some time and think about your friends. Who are they? <input ... >Mostly girls <input ... >Mostly guys <input ... >A happy medium of guys and girls <input ... >Muscular men clad in leather or spandex

Erik: I never really thought about it, but other than Charles, most of my friends are women.
Charles: I'm not sure if this is reasurring or worrying.
Skull Bearer: Considering that you'd get option four, I'd say Erik should be the one worrying.

20.	What about decorating? Could you make an ordinary room into something stunning? <input ... >Absolutely! Faux finish and window treatments! <input ... >Does painting count? <input ... >Not at all. Besides, I like the ordinary.

Erik: If it envolves several tons of metal, I can make whatever you like.

21.	You're at a bar and a man starts hitting on you. You are: <input ... >Excited <input ... >Disgusted <input ... >Too drunk to care <input ... >His boyfriend

Charles: Very disturbed and completely unsure what to say,and hoping I'm coming to rescue him.
Erik: *furious glare*

27.	A friend of yours has lesbian pornography. How do you feel? <input ... >Aroused <input ... >Confused <input ... >Disgusted <input ... >Proud of the girls!

Charles: Confused, very, very confused.
Erik: I am supposed to be answering these questions.
Skull Bearer: The more of this test we do, the more I'm sure Charles is screwing with your head. Subconsciously, of course.

30.	Have you kissed another male, whether drunk or not? <input ... >Yes, and I liked it <input ... >Yes, and I hated it <input ... >No, but I want to <input ... >No, and let's keep it that way

Erik: Yes, and it was very nice, although at the moment I'm wondering if I should be regretting it. *glower*

Result: You're straight! You can choose whether or not you should be proud of that. You have just enough gay in you to not look like a liar, but too little to be really gay. You're suprised, aren't you? 
Erik: Charles, I think we need to talk...
Skull Bearer: The test's for stereotypically gay people, you probably failed on the clothing questions.
Charles: Bright red and magenta wasn't enough?
Skull Bearer: Considering it reveals no fashion taste whatsoever, no.
Erik: That was Marvel's choice, not mine.

What's your signature weapon?
Erik: Lots and lots and lots of bits of metal *grins*
Skull Bearer: Charles should take this one too.
Charles: Damn.

1.

Why do you think you'd end up having to fight people, anyway? <input ... >I just stand up for what I believe in, that's all. Stand up for it with heavy blows. <input ... >I guess I just get on some people's nerves. I'm always stepping on the wrong toes. <input ... >I've got a big mouth that gets me in trouble. <input ... >I'm basically a sneaky bastard who deserves what I get.

Erik: That fact the a lot of people seem to disagree with my basic right to breathe. Not to mention other mutants'.
Charles: for once, we're in relative agreement.
Skull Bearer: *checks option one*

3.	An ambush! Your first instinct: <input ... >Charge! <input ... >Take cover! <input ... >Stand your ground! <input ... >Run!!!

Erik: Charge!
Charles: Considering that this is an ambush, taking cover isn't an option, standing your ground would get you overrun, and running away probably suicide, that's pretty much the only option.
Skull Bearer: This is an ambush, you're assuming you have time to think.
Charles: True.

4.	Would you consider yourself an honorable warrior? <input ... >I am honorable to a fault. <input ... >I just want a fair fight. <input ... >I'm honorable by modern means. Old values don't apply any more. <input ... >This is life and death. There's no room for honor here.

Erik: It matters if I'm fighting mutants or not, if so then yes, they're just misguided and this certainly doesn't deserve death. If not...
Skull Bearer: Eat metal scum?
Erik: Essensially.
Skull Bearer: *checks option three*

6.	What's better, strength or speed? <input ... >Strength! <input ... >Speed! <input ... >Both?

Erik: Definitally both.

7.	I'll bet you're a coward. <input ... >Why don't you say that to my face?! <input ... >I'm not a coward. I'll prove it if necessary. <input ... >Discretion is the better part of valor. There's nothing cowardly about that. <input ... >So what? At least I'm alive.

Erik: I've been called a lot of things, but coward isn't one of them.
Charles: Except in movieverse.
Erik: I've denied the existance of this since The Last Stand that movie that never happened... happened.
Skull Bearer: You deny the existance of a lot of canon, Evolutionverse, Ultimateverse-
Erik: I aknowledge the existance of Ultimateverse, I just deny that it's me in there.
Skull Bearer: Well, who is it then?
Erik: A Nazi clone gone beserk.
Skull Bearer: That... makes a disturbing amount of sense.

9.	Would you say that you are manipulative or straightforward? <input ... >Cunning wins battles. Honesty doesn't. <input ... >A little guile never hurt anybody except my enemies. <input ... >I'm not fantastic at manipulation. <input ... >I take the simplest path to anything.

Charles: Which is most applicable for 'charges in headlong with no regard for personal safety'?
Erik: That's only when I'm fighting humans. Humans I really don't like. besides, it does work the best.
Skull Bearer: Mostly because people tend to run away.
Erik: Precisely.
Skull Bearer: *checks option three*

11.

There's a dangerous enemy sniper in the area ahead. How do you deal with him? <input ... >Amateur. I'll play his game; no one's outperformed my sharpshooting yet. <input ... >Nobody keeps shooting through cover fire. Enough of that and I'll be able to slip by. <input ... >I sneak into his hiding place and slit his throat!

Erik: I stand and watch the bullets bounce off.
Skull Bearer: they're plastic bullets.
Erik: They still bounce off, plastic is affected by gravity. Fine, option two then.

15.	You and your opponent are sizing each other up. What's the first thing you notice about him? <input ... >How strong he looks. <input ... >How skilled he looks. <input ... >What weapons he's carrying. <input ... >Whether he's near cover.

Erik: One of the few comicverse episodes I aknowledge. A fight between myself and a high-ranking Nazi with a metal power-claw.
Charles: That was fun.
Skull Bearer: You're both weird.

21.	When they perform an autopsy on your nemesis, what will the cause of his death have been? <input ... >A high-caliber bullet. <input ... >Multiple lower-caliber bullet wounds. <input ... >Stab wounds. <input ... >A broken neck (accompanied by a battered body)

Erik: If I truely hate him, there won't be much left of him. If I don't hate his, he wouldn't be my arch-enemy then would he?
Charles: What am I then?
Erik: ... In this world? In this world, I'd tear myself apart before I hurt you, and in any other it changes so fast I'm not bothering with it.
Skull Bearer: So summing up comicsverse perfectly.

Result: You use a Battle Axe. The heavy, double-headed end of a battle axe is not a good thing to stand in front of. The considerable leverage and length of a battle axe make its wielder a force of nature on the battlefield. Fun fact: the double-headed axe called a Labrys is often used as a symbol by lesbian activists. Anyway, your enemies will be cleft in twain by the mighty blows of your axe. 
Erik: Fair enough.
Charles: Fitting.
Skull Bearer: Your turn Charles.
Charles: Damn.

4.	Would you consider yourself an honorable warrior? <input ... >I am honorable to a fault. <input ... >I just want a fair fight. <input ... >I'm honorable by modern means. Old values don't apply any more. <input ... >This is life and death. There's no room for honor here.

Charles: Fair fight.
Erik: Unless we're up against the rare kind of person you really hate, in which case you just turn them off long range.
Charles: Stop it.

6.	What's better, strength or speed? <input ... >Strength! <input ... >Speed! <input ... >Both?

Charles: As they wouldn't be able to see me coming, speed isn't really that essensial.

7.	I'll bet you're a coward. <input ... >Why don't you say that to my face?! <input ... >I'm not a coward. I'll prove it if necessary. <input ... >Discretion is the better part of valor. There's nothing cowardly about that. <input ... >So what? At least I'm alive.

Charles: Nothing cowardly about not liking to fight.
Erik: Unless you ask your boyfriend to do it for you.
Charles: Since when have I had to ask you?

9.	Would you say that you are manipulative or straightforward? <input ... >Cunning wins battles. Honesty doesn't. <input ... >A little guile never hurt anybody except my enemies. <input ... >I'm not fantastic at manipulation. <input ... >I take the simplest path to anything.

Charles: *sighs*
Erik: *laughs*
Skull Bearer: That one's pretty much a given, isn't it?

11.

There's a dangerous enemy sniper in the area ahead. How do you deal with him? <input ... >Amateur. I'll play his game; no one's outperformed my sharpshooting yet. <input ... >Nobody keeps shooting through cover fire. Enough of that and I'll be able to slip by. <input ... >I sneak into his hiding place and slit his throat!

Charles: I walk past while he looks straight past me. Is violence strictly neccessary?
Skull Bearer: If you don't get rid of him, he'll kill a lot of other people.
Charles: *sigh* fine, option three then.
Erik: This is how you're different from your canon self. He'd have let himself be shot to save those other people.

18.

As the battle begins in earnest, you reflect on why this person has survived your wrath so far... <input ... >He is the strongest opponent you have faced. <input ... >You both studied under the same master. <input ... >He is such a good shot that even you must approach him cautiously. <input ... >It's like he can dodge bullets.

Charles: He has phenomentally good mental shields.
Skull Bearer: What do you do if he has?
Erik: Well-
Skull Bearer: If Erik isn't there.
Charles: Close in and hit him with something heavy while he's distracted.

20.	Why will your nemesis lose the climactic battle with you? <input ... >He wasn't strong enough. <input ... >He never saw the last blow coming. <input ... >A questionable circumstance led to his untimely demise.

Charles: He really didn't see it coming.

Result: You use a Greatsword. Do the words Zweihander or Flamberge mean anything to you? You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them. 
Charles: I can't really see that.
Skull Bearer: Their fault for not having mutant-compatible options.
Charles: Don't let Erik hear you say that.

Comments

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

*squee* This is so /adorable/!
*cough* Sorry. But, anyway... *laughs self to death*

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

A little celebration upon seeing that Erik is still alive and the comics will not be Mzagneto-less for long. They had fun.

[halokitty69.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I get images of what the inside of your head must look like, with mages and mutants and weird undead things running around being mad, killing each other and having lots of sex :S

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

That's pretty accurate, not to mention fun. If you liked these, I did a few more here: http://skull-bearer.livejournal.com/118519.html#cutid1

Erik really likes memes for some reason, although Charles is slightly reluctant. Listening to them squabble and argue and (occasionally) be sweet really is fun.