Sex Meme

[skull_bearer]

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

tm_magneto hah, if he was real rather than one of my (girl) friends in disguise *le sigh*

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

If we're talking wanking off, whenever.

3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?

Middle.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?

Turkey.

5. Have to pull over on side of road to puke?

Yes, I was walking and drunk.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Never been offered.

7. Shower or bath?

Shower for utility, bath when it's cold and I'm tired.

8. Do you pee in the shower?

Ick no, I have to clean that shower!

9. Mexican or Chinese?

Mexican when I can get it.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

It matter who I'm fantasising about at the time.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?

Only in platonic ways.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?

A few of them.

13. Love or money?

Are they mutually exclusive?

14. Credit cards or cash?

Plastic.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?

My brother :p luckily he's moving out soon.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?

I matters where I am. I'd rather luxury but if the choice was camping in Poland or five star in Blackpool I'd take Poland any day.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?

The one and olly time I (kinda) had sex was at the back of a tranvestite nightclub. I was drunk okay?

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?

Okay. Although I dread to think what my uni tutors would say. Skull Bearer, are you taking this fascination a little too far?

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?

Not quite. I've been to a tranny club, and some members did srtip dances. I've always found men in women's clothes kinda sexy personally. *coughRaistlincough*

20. Ever been to a bar?

Is this rhetorical?

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

Nope.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?

Once. No thanks.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?

Once, I had a crush on a girl in college.

24. Favorite drink?

A special kind of Polish vodka I can never pronounce. Tastes like liquid gold.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?

Nope, although I do know of a movie theatre with beds and a bar at the back. I saw Matrix Revolutions there.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?

I think we've already established I do not have sex, even the aformentioned encounter was just a guy going down on my and me giving him a handjob.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?

See above.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Several times. It's good for ideas. i'm not too big on the 'usual' soft core stuff, but I know a great bondage store on Holloway road.

29. Bought something from an adult store?

Yep.

30. Have you been caught having sex?

I don't know, someone might have spotted me in the nightclub, but I was too drunk to notice and they didn't say anything (probably wasn't all that uncommon anyway)

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?

Nope.

32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?

Nope.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?

  shadowvalkyrie ;)

 

Comments

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

You know I can never resist sex memes. *sigh*

I've always found women in men's clothes kinda sexy personally. *coughRaistlincough*

*lol* Raistlin's had a sex change recently? Good typo. "X-D

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep.

It makes me look impolite to ask what it was, right? ";-]