Thank God the Phelps don't have Nukes
Jun. 21st, 2007 11:02 pmBecause is they did, then we can more or less kiss goodbye to most of the human race. And most of animal life, because animals are fags too. And most of the plant life too, because they cros-pollenate. In fact, if they had nuclear weapons, all life on earth would end. I mean, honestly. Thank God for Katrina. Thank God for AIDS, Thank God for the Holocaust. If a lot of people died, they're probably thanking God for it.
Keith Allen, a (very) brave English comedian, decided, because he was bored, that he would go and visit this band of psychopaths. A far better documentary that 'The Most Hated Family In America', despite that it was made on a shoestring in what was effectively a rather odd holiday (which is rich coming from someone who's planning to go on a Holocaust tour of Europe). Rather than making us feel outraged, we laugh our socks off. These people really do tell you you're going to hell in the exact same tone and breath they say hello. They also think Jesus died for them rather than anyone else. Shirley Phelps (Freddie's daughter) has an illegitamet (sp?) son, but thinks that's okay. Then says that you can only have one spouse (of the opposite sex). The fags are still going to hell, by the way. Oh, and they think gay people hate each other and eat shit.
The thing is, these people aren't ignorant. They aren't backwater rednecks (for all that they look like them). They aren't out there for their own gains. They really are that mad. Trust me, I know, you cannot argue with people who's opinions are as convoluted, hypocitical and contradictory as... well, the bible they quote non-stop.
Wikipedia is going to hell, by the way. Regardless that this is a website and thus has no soul (you only need to look at fanfiction.net to know that). It's fair to say that Livejournal's probably going there too (although I wouldn't debate the current owners might).
Though, to be fair, I haven't seen them burning cows or selling off their daughters, so I don't think they were following the bible quite that accurately. It is weird though, that these people know, beyond all doubt, that everyone they meet is going to hell. Allen left feeling some grudging respect for the Phelps clan, for their total and complete belief. I didn't see anything too admirable in there, personally, but that's probably because I've been studying Nazis for the past few weeks, and blind belief is two a penny over there.
Thank God I'm an Atheist.
Keith Allen, a (very) brave English comedian, decided, because he was bored, that he would go and visit this band of psychopaths. A far better documentary that 'The Most Hated Family In America', despite that it was made on a shoestring in what was effectively a rather odd holiday (which is rich coming from someone who's planning to go on a Holocaust tour of Europe). Rather than making us feel outraged, we laugh our socks off. These people really do tell you you're going to hell in the exact same tone and breath they say hello. They also think Jesus died for them rather than anyone else. Shirley Phelps (Freddie's daughter) has an illegitamet (sp?) son, but thinks that's okay. Then says that you can only have one spouse (of the opposite sex). The fags are still going to hell, by the way. Oh, and they think gay people hate each other and eat shit.
The thing is, these people aren't ignorant. They aren't backwater rednecks (for all that they look like them). They aren't out there for their own gains. They really are that mad. Trust me, I know, you cannot argue with people who's opinions are as convoluted, hypocitical and contradictory as... well, the bible they quote non-stop.
Wikipedia is going to hell, by the way. Regardless that this is a website and thus has no soul (you only need to look at fanfiction.net to know that). It's fair to say that Livejournal's probably going there too (although I wouldn't debate the current owners might).
Though, to be fair, I haven't seen them burning cows or selling off their daughters, so I don't think they were following the bible quite that accurately. It is weird though, that these people know, beyond all doubt, that everyone they meet is going to hell. Allen left feeling some grudging respect for the Phelps clan, for their total and complete belief. I didn't see anything too admirable in there, personally, but that's probably because I've been studying Nazis for the past few weeks, and blind belief is two a penny over there.
Thank God I'm an Atheist.